NUTS

at the moment i feel like answering some of those crazy shitty boring questionaires, stolen from happychick hihihih
LAYER ONE: ON THE OUTSIDE
Name: Keith + Nathanial (the spelling’s correct, get outta my sight now!)
Current Location: on bed, in my bedroom, in my house, in a small city, alaska, US of A, planet earth, solar system, the milky way
Eye Color: light brown & you can see a jerkass there whenever you look in them (yeah that’s yourself)
Hair Color: brown, but depends on the weather the hotter the brighter
Righty or Lefty: Lefty, what’s wrong with that? you gotta get used to me not moi
Zodiac Sign: Sagittarius, cant you see the archer standing infronna you?
LAYER TWO: ON THE INSIDE
Your heritage: English and English…(but i dunno how i turned out to be a sheep, i do hate my curly hair!)
Your fears: height,darkness, furry animals, boring guys
Your weakness: cant keep my mouth shut, gotta be frank 24 hours
Your perfect pizza: pizza?!?! not vegtable for sure, whatever with lots of hot dog
LAYER THREE: YESTERDAY, TODAY, TOMORROW:
Your thoughts first waking up: “dammed, im late again”
Your best physical feature: punches?!? aha being funny when in the mood but that’s not physical yihihihi
Your bedtime: after midnight
Your most missed memory: my childhood may be, but i dont live in past.

LAYER FOUR: YOUR PICK:
Pepsi or Coke: none, i drink water
McDonald’s or Burger King: Mc D
Single or group dates: group, single’s boring
Adidas or Nike: Nike but i wear none of them
Lipton Tea or Nestea: tea?!?! aaarrrrggghhhhh
Chocolate or vanilla: chocolate, i prefer not to eat than taste vanilla,
Cappuccino or coffee: coffee, black , no sugar, but if you pour milk & add sugar that doesnt mean i wont drink it.

LAYER FIVE: DO YOU?
Smoke: ohhhh snifff, no, not anymoreeeeee, sorry gotta blow my nose
Take a shower: mornings & nights, but when winter comes i think once every 10 days
Have a crush: no i dont use bus, hihihihi
Think you’ve been in love: unfortunately yes, what a big mistake
Want to get married: unfortunately done look at above for more details
Believe in yourself: have to cos nobody else can do it.
Think you’re a health freak: ask my doc, i always wonder where all those pains come from?
LAYER SIX: IN THE PAST MONTH:
Drank alcohol: guess a few sips but i try my best not to do.
Gone to the mall: mall?!?me?!??! omg, yes, it’s better to do the shopping yourself than letting HER do it. btw we dont have such things here, lucky me!
Been on stage: what stage do you mean?!?
Eaten Sushi:PUKE, i hate anything asian
Been dumped: it depends on the angle you look at it 😆
Gone skating: not in the last month, not fun on the bumpy roads here but maybe give it a try on ice later.
Dyed your hair: i did it a while ago but i looked the same shit, i gave up the whole idea.
LAYER SEVEN: HAVE YOU EVER:
Played a stripping game: why not?! eerrr actually i dont play cards anymore, but thanks for the idea, i was blank for this weekend
Gotten beaten up: well an eye for an eye & a tooth for a tooth
Changed who you were to fit in: i cant do that, how can you make a moron look better?
LAYER EIGHT: GETTING OLD:
Age your hoping to be married: 30 something but already done, shiiitttt!
LAYER NINE: IN A GIRL/GUY:
Best eye color: yellowish green, like cats eyes, i like meg’s eyes & i really dunno what color they are cos really depends on her mood & time
Best hair color: light light brown but not blonde
Short or long hair: long, if she prefer short then she gotta tolerate me with long hair hihihi
LAYER TEN: WHAT WERE YOU DOING:
1 MINUTE AGO: answering to this crap, looking for the baby & listening to “long hard road outta hell”
1 HOUR AGO: sleeping
1 DAY AGO: eerrr asleep at this time
1 YEAR AGO: hmmm i dont remember but i think i was fucking round streets of boston.
LAYER 11: FINISH THE SENTENCE:
I FEEL: tired, bored & like a jerkass, this questions were worst than i could imagine, i wanna go to bed again.
I DONT LIKE: going to work in the mornings
I AVOID: other boring morons
I MISS: being single, hot weather & beaches
I NEED: a cold shower to wake up, a breakfast & someone to go to work instead of me
hooorrraaaayyyy it’s finished, so creepy, so shitty, wish i hadnt started it.