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first of all gotta thank range, it’s been a while i wanted to write about what some people wear but jus wasnt in the mood.
i live in a place that as a guy you cant see much of beauties cos it’s so dammed cold and there’s no bar here, besides it’s kinda different from other part of the states, they have their own traditions. but recently i met a gal that to my view was really desperate.
i was playing basketball the other day, it was me and the ball and the ring infronna me, i was quite mad at myself and i was trying to get rid of my anger by banging the ball against the ring when a gal stopped me, she asked me a very silly question. “is it fine to wear whatever we like here?” it took me a while to analyze what i heard, it sounded really silly, who cares about what i wear while playing, so i answered like wise guys:” yes it is, it jus gotta be decent”
then she asked:’whatdya call decent?” me:”????? decent is eeerrrr decent, something you can…………. dammed me, my eyes got fixed on what she was wearing, cant describe it very well cos i dunno what i should call it, it was like a very tight top, better say a crop top, with a very loose  neck, something like polo neck, not really bad at first sight, but when she moved a bit the neck fell apart and then you could see things that were shown intentionally, it took me a while to realize she wasnt wearin any bra, nice boobs to be honest but she wasnt showin them to the right guy cos i jus shook my head and went to the other ring to blast my anger.
normally i shouldnt complain about what teens wear, the more i can see, the happier i am NOT, sometimes i feel pity for them, wearing such tight jeans that cant cover half of their asses, a baby shirt that even alexis doesnt wanna wear cos it’s too small and such uncomfortable boots, is it worth the trouble, i wonder.
younger generation can find a decent clothing themselves if bitches like britney, paris, yada yada yada stop fuckin with their minds, i was never much interested in the fashion things, but to be honest i sometimes like wearing tight things, it’s not really indecent for guys, i jus gotta keep my pants on and that’s enough, besides im quite skinny and not many people like watching a skeleton walking in the streets 😉
may be it doesnt look relevant in the first place but in many religions it’s a must to cover some parts of the body, thinking deep it makes sense very well. not only nobody likes to see extra fat of someone else’s cos not every one’s a model but things can be much better if well-shaped girls dont show thier boobs and cunts to tom, dick and harry. may be some says if women (&men) cover themselves it makes the opposite sex greedier, but it’s not true, if it was then why there’s always a high demand for new porn stars. human is a greedy creature, he wants everything and there’s no end to his greed, the more he gets, the more he wants. sex is not a vital need,you can never satisfy it, you can eat 1-2 pizza and then you cant have the 3rd one but it’s not really true aout having sex.
so if i met a decent woman and i think dirty of her ; it’s my problem, i have to fuck my head with a washing machine. even a wise dirty man knows he shouldnt flirt with such a woman.
conclusion: i dont say women should veil or even cover their hair, but there are more to cover first. if i see less i wont get tired of my own wife soon, hey wait, im not tired of my wife, dont look at me like that 🙂
aha and it wont be bad if guys dont go out in jus shorts, it’s ok but jus think about the fags, it may give them hard-ons hihihihi


 a friend said:”yo a clown bud” well yes, beside being a bitch i can be a clown too, but not right now, well at least i can stick something funny here.

“Football Players Exam”

Two football players were taking an important final
exam. If they failed, they would be on academic
probation and not allowed to play in the Sugar Bowl the
following week.

The exam was fill-in-the- blank. The last question read,
“Old MacDonald had a _________.” Bubba was stumped.
He had no idea of the answer. He knew he needed to get
this one right to be sure he passed.

Making sure the professor wasn’t watching, he tapped
Tiny on the shoulder. “Pssst. Tiny. What’s the answer
to the last question?”

Tiny laughed. He looked around to make sure the
professor hadn’t noticed then he turned to Bubba.
“Bubba, you’re so stupid. Everyone knows Old
MacDonald had a farm.”

“Oh yeah,” said Bubba. “I remember now.” He picked up
his No. 2 pencil and started to write the answer in the
blank. He stopped. Reaching to tap Tiny’s shoulder
again, he whispered, “Tiny, how do you spell farm?”

“You are really dumb, Bubba. That’s so easy. Farm is
spelled: E-I-E-I-O.”


“The Amazing Golf Ball”

A golfer, playing a round by himself, is about to tee
off, and a greasy little salesman runs up to him, and
yells, “Wait! Before you tee off, I have something
really amazing to show you!”

The golfer, annoyed, says, “What is it?”

“It’s a special golf ball,” says the salesman. “You can
never lose it!”

“Whattaya mean,” scoffs the golfer, “you can never lose
it? What if you hit it into the water?”

“No problem,” says the salesman. “It floats, and it
detects where the shore is, and spins towards it.”

“Well, what if you hit it into the woods?”

“Easy,” says the salesman. “It emits a beeping sound,
and you can find it with your eyes closed.”

“Okay,” says the golfer, impressed. “But what if your
round goes late and it gets dark?”

“No problem, sir, this golf ball glows in the dark! I’m
telling you, you can never lose this golf ball!”

The golfer buys it at once. “Just one question,” he
says to the salesman. “Where did you get it?”

“I found it.”

jus wanted to fill here with something :(, but dont believe the alaskan part, here they wear their t-shirt till 20-30 at most but not meeeeeeeeeee


It’s not cold in NY… yet…. Then again, if you
were used to a Caribbean weather, you’d
say it was unbelievably cold… However,
if you’re from Alaska, it’s beach weather!

Cold Is A Relative Word”
Degrees (Fahrenheit) :

65 Hawaiians declare a two-blanket night

60 Californians put on sweaters (if they can
find one)

50 Miami residents turn on the heat

45 Vermont residents go to outdoor concerts

40 You can see your breath; Californians shiver
uncontrollably and Minnesotans go swimming

35 Italian cars don’t start

32 Water freezes

30 You plan your vacation to Australia

25 Ohio water freezes; Californians weep
pitiably; Minnesotans eat ice cream and
Canadians go swimming

20 Politicians begin to talk about the homeless;
New York City water freezes and Miami residents
plan vacation further South

15 French cars don’t start and Cat insists on
sleeping in your bed with you, under blanket.

10 You need jumper cables to get the car

-5 American cars don’t start and Alaskans
put on T-shirts

-10 German cars don’t start and Eyes freeze
shut when you blink

-15 You can cut your breath and use it to build
an igloo; Arkansans stick tongue on metal
objects and Miami residents cease to exist

-20 Cat insists on sleeping in pajamas with
you; Politicians actually do something about
the homeless; Minnesotans shovel snow off
roof and Japanese cars don’t start

-25 Too cold to think and You need jumper
cables to get the driver going

-30 You plan a two week hot bath and Swedish
cars don’t start

-40 Californians disappear; Minnesotans
button top button; Canadians put on sweaters
and your cat helps you plan your trip South

-50 Congressional hot air freezes and
Alaskans close the bathroom window

-80 Hell freezes over; Polar bears move
South and Green Bay Packer fans order
hot cocoa at the game.

-90 Lawyers put their hands in their own

updated some how!!!!!

1. sorry, i really needed a more detailed post but i was hell angry, upset and in a hurry. so i completed my previous post , hope forgiven 🙂


shit happens again and again, like a loop.

been dreaming of climbing mt(mount) Devils thumb all my life, every year something happened to prevent me, again this year the same shit happened, i gotta be here round 7-8 decmber cos they fucking need me for a bloody meeting, wtf!

i still have a little hope, jus imagine i could be there standing on top of that bitch (not too high cos i have climbed higher mountains but a real challenge!) on my birthday.

well it’s a dream, jus a dream, i put …… instead of the name cos i know meg gonna kill me for even thinkin of it, ok now she knows what the hell’s goin on my mind 🙂

to the only one: dont worry babe, God’s listening to you 7/24, again postponed but i promise to climb it once!

@bablefish: hope understood what i meant

@sandra: thanks a lot for remindin me how it sucks

@rinnie: always to hell but well not till the end of the coming week

@cri: read above again, sorry for the deleted parts 🙂 

think of this.

i’ll write when back home

to my loved one ( i know you check here dont deny!)

“Marriage is love. Love is blind. Therefore,
marriage is an institution for the blind.”


“A Priest And A Bus Driver”

A priest and a bus driver both died and went to
heaven at the same time. They get to the pearly
gates where St. Peter greets them.

He motions to the priest, and they both hop in a
jeep and go out the back door. There are about 50
acres of rolling hills with a little cottage on the knoll.
St. Peter turns to the priest and says, “This will be
yours for eternity. A perfect little cottage, right next
to a wishing well. Anything you wish on that wishing
well will come true guarantied.”

The priest says, “Oh, thank you so much. This I shall

St. Peter drops off the priest, goes back to the pearly
gates and motions to the bus driver. They hop in a
stretch limo and go out the front door. There are about
500 acres of land, with mountains and lakes and rivers.
There is a huge castle on one of the mountains with
about 200 rooms. St. Peter says, “This will be yours
for eternity. You can live in that castle with servants to
wait on you hand and foot, and you can have everything
you want.”

The bus driver looks and St. Peter and says “Well, now,
don’t think I’m not grateful, but shouldn’t the priest get
all this, not me? Shouldn’t I get the cottage and 50 acres

St. Peter just laughs and says, “The reason you get all
this is because when the priest preached, everyone fell
asleep. Now, when you drove your bus, people prayed!”

happy thanks giving

it’s a nice word & it’s a cool holiday………

before goin to bed: let’s have a smile!

“Cut Off”

A man walks in the front door of a bar. He is obviously
drunk, and staggers up to the bar, seats himself on a
stool and, with a belch, asks the bartender for a
drink. The bartender politely informs the man that it
appears that he has already had plenty to drink, he
could not be served additional liquor at this bar, and
could a cab be called for him?

The drunk is briefly surprised, then softly scoffs,
grumbles, climbs down off the bar stool and staggers
out the front door. A few minutes later, the same drunk
stumbles in the SIDE door of the bar. He wobbles up to
the bar and hollers for a drink. The bartender comes
over and, still politely – but more firmly, refuses
service to the man due to his inebriation, and again
offers to call a cab. The drunk looks at the bartender
for a moment angrily, curses, and shows himself out the
side door, all the while grumbling and shaking his

A few minutes later, the same drunk bursts in through
the BACK door of the bar. He plops himself up on a bar
stool, gathers his wits and belligerently orders a
drink. The bartender comes over and emphatically
reminds the man that he is clearly drunk, will be
served no drinks, and either a cab or the police will
be called immediately.

The surprised drunk looks at the bartender, and in
hopeless anguish, cries, “MAAAN! How many bars
do you work at?”


taluyaq isssss the traditional fish trap. that’s it

but no i dont wanna go fishin, im packin

well not now, on wednsday

yeah it’s thanks giving & im headin east & a bit south to get to bean town, i really wanted to leave my demons here but they’re comin with moi, uuuggghhh.

so i wanna make a taluyaq, well yes may be i ask someone to make it for me, i wanna put alex there so she stops roamin around.

i wonder if anyone give awards to responsible dads, i know im gonna win, jus show me where to sign 🙂

PS: since i’ve been writin about some serious things, i better get back to normal life, i mean personal life blogging!

Snowmachiners and four-wheelers are whining behind cars and trucks in the Western Alaska city of Bethel, thanks to a new ordinance letting them travel on city streets.
Proponents say it will save gas money during a time of painfully high prices.
But the police chief is bracing for bloodier accidents. The local hospital is warning open-air motorists in the city of 6,000 to don helmets.
Rumbling icons of village life, snowmachines and all-terrain vehicles are used for everything from hunting caribou to hauling fuel to taxiing passengers to airstrips. But Bethel, unlike comparable Bush communities in Western Alaska, hasn’t allowed them on roads for years.

i dont care much about the accident at the moment but honestly some rules are not applicable here, it’s alaska believe me!
im jus wondering people living in texas use snow machines too?!?!


jus thinking about the many times i wanna get lost. sometimes i think of the possibility of getting lost.

but fuck this GPS!


what is religion?
human beings’ relation to that which they regard as holy, sacred, spiritual, or divine. Religion is commonly regarded as consisting of a person’s relation to God or to gods or spirits. Worship is probably the most basic element of religion, but moral conduct, right belief, and participation in religious institutions are generally also constituent elements of the religious life as practiced by believersand worshipers and as commanded by religious sages and scriptures. (britannica)

so it is not a need for body, you’re not gonna die without it but you cant find the way to salvation without keeping the faith to your creator.
i really dont wanna discuss about the essence of religion, it’s up to you to find the ending of your life. i believe in hell & heaven ; i believe that we can not be punished or rewarded for our deeds in this world cos it’s not capable of that. so if you dont believe in the creator or his role in this universe, please click the X sign on the right side.

there’s this undeniable fact that for every human there’s a path to reach the creator but we need some instruction, like i use my puter the way i like but i need some software to communicate with the hardware. so i need religion to communicate with the eternity who created me.

there are different religions & beliefs & each has many branches. since the creation of Adam ,124000 prophets stepped on this planet to guide human beings, among these there were only 5 prophets who had sprictures sent by God. Noah, Abraham, Moses, Jesus and Muhammad.
from these prophets came the 3 major religions of the world: judaism, christianity and islam

Judaism:the religion of the Jews. It is the complex expression of a religious and ethnic community, a way of life as well as a set of basic beliefs and values, which is discerned in patterns of action, social order, and culture as well as in religious statements and concepts.

Christianity: major religion, stemming from the life, teachings, and death of Jesus of Nazareth (the Christ, or the Anointed One of God) in the 1st century AD. It has become the largest of the world’s religions. Geographically the most widely diffused of all faiths, it has a constituency of some 2 billion believers. Its largest groups are the Roman Catholic Church, the Eastern Orthodox churches, and the Protestantchurches; in addition to these churches there are several independent churches of Eastern Christianity as well as numerous sects throughout the world.

Islam : major world religion belonging to the Semitic family; it was promulgated by the Prophet Muammad in Arabia in the 7th century AD. The Arabic term islām, literally “surrender,” illuminates the fundamental religious idea of Islām—that the believer (calleda Muslim, from the active particle of islām) accepts “surrender to the will ofAllāh (Arabic: God).” Allāh is viewed as the sole God—creator, sustainer, and restorer of the world. The will of Allāh, to which man must submit, is made known through the sacred scriptures, the Qurān (Koran), which Allāh revealed to his messenger, Muḥammad. In Islām Muammad is considered the last of a series of prophets (including Adam, Noah, Jesus,and others), and his message simultaneously consummates and abrogates the “revelations” attributedto earlier prophets.

Retaining its emphasis on an uncompromisng monotheism and a strict adherence to certain essential religious practices, the religion taught by Muammad to a small group of followers spread rapidly through the Middle East to Africa, Europe, the Indian subcontinent, the Malay Peninsula, and China. Although many sectarian movements have arisen within Islām, all Muslims are bound by a common faith and a sense of belonging to a single community.
i dont wanna discuss which is the best cos it may be interpreted as political judgements than other things.
but personally when talking about judaism, i think of israel and palestine. when talking about christinity i think of pope & people genrally called westerners and when talking about islam, i think about arabs & i mean no offense.

every religion has fanatics who’re not approved by the followers of that religion. unfortunately religions are so dependent on politics that we cant judge each of them fairly cos we dont know what is really fair and what is not.

so let’s jus discuss my own beliefs, personally i dont like jews and their attitude, they have money and they can buy whatever they like, it’s more about war than peace.
i have no problem with christianity generally speaking but when some says jesus was the son of God it doesnt make sense to me, God created Adam from claim & he was God’s creation not son, so why should be jesus any better. i dont wanna even discuss the virginity of his mother. jus think if Jesus was the son of God, we as humans can never follow him the way asked cos he wasnt a human of our kind. God could send angels to guide humans, but he never did cos it’s silly to follow an angel that’s not our kind.
obviously i found islam better than the rest, i have my own reasons but dont wanna write about them, they may bore you.

jus a few reasons:
1. islam never invited his followers to war, it wants them to negotiate with other religions first, though there were times in history muslim started wars to spread their religion, judaism & christianity are no better.
2. it’s not said that believers of other religions go to hell & only muslims go to heaven. it’s said we’re judged by our deeds, our good deeds are rewarded and bad deeds are punished, no one goes to hell or heaven by claimin they were muslims. other religions have their own hell and heaven. only  the heathen go to hell (heathen according to islam is some one who does not believe in the God (Allah), even those who believe in other gods beside the God are not called heathen. )
3. though there are some rules in islam that may sound men are prefered creatures, there’s no difference between men and women apart from the physical abilities.
conclusion: islam’s not a religion of war but peace, it doesnt ask its believers to kill those who have their own beliefs rather than islamic ones and every one is the same in the presence of God and only judged by their deeds.

some verses from Quran:
4:1 (page77) ; O mankind! reverence your Guardian-Lord Who created you from a single person created of like nature his mate ……….
30:21 (p 406) And among His Signs is this that He created for you mates from among yourselves that ye may dwell in tranquillity with them and He has put love and mercy between your (hearts); verily in that are Signs for those who reflect.
30:22 (p406) And among His Signs is the creation of the heavens and  the earth and the variations in your languages and your colors: verily in that are Signs for those who know.
49:13 (p 517) O mankind! We created you from a single (pair) of a male  and a female and made you into nations and tribes that ye may know each other (not that ye may despise each other).  Verily the most honored of you in the sight of Allah is (he who is) the most righteous of you.  And Allah has full knowledge and is well acquainted (with all things).


some random things:
1. as you can see lotta snow here, so love me more
2. i made my own group & though it may sound desperate but please join me @
i dunno what i wanna do with that honestly, but you wont get bored (cant promise), well i know the name doesnt make sense much, it’s jus to deceive some english learners yohahahaha but im gonna change the name to KSNF (keith seeking new friends) later.
3. at last i did it, i had more than 10000 hits (me not counted, i hate wordpress for that reason) till now i had  342 posts, 837 comments & 2400spams. well yes not too much for 11 months but it’s acceptable for a crap writer like me, im a happy spam!

this is from a dear friend (smto at her)


 Give Allah what’s right not what’s left.

The one who only samples the Word of Allah never acquires much of a taste for it.

Allah does allow U-turns.

Man’s way leads to a hopeless end – Allah’s way leads to an endless hope.

A lot of kneeling will keep you in good standing.

He who kneels before Allah can stand before anyone.

In the sentence of life, the devil may be a comma – but never let  him be the period.

Don’t put a question mark where Allah puts a period.

Are you wrinkled with burden? Come to the mosque for a face-lift.

When praying, don’t give Allah instructions -just report for duty.

Don’t wait for six strong men to take you to the mosque.

We don’t change Allah’s message – His message changes us.

The mosque is prayer-conditioned.

When Allah ordains, He sustains.

WARNING: Heedlessness to Allah may cause burning.

Plan ahead – It wasn’t raining “when Noah built the ark.

Most people want to serve Allah, but only in an advisory position.

Suffering from truth decay. Brush up on your Qur’an.

Exercise daily – walk, with Allah.

Never give the devil a ride – he will always want to drive.

Nothing else ruins the truth like stretching it.

Compassion is difficult to give away because it keeps coming back.

He who angers you controls you.

Worry is the darkroom in which negatives can develop.

Be ye fishers of men – you catch them & He’ll clean them.

Allah doesn’t call the qualified, He qualifies the called

guess this post gonna be jus one 🙂
once upon a time a creature stepped on a planet called earth, he learned to survive, he looked for shelter, he looked for things to cover his body & he looked for edible things. so he grew up.
some times later he wasnt alone anymore, there were many of them on the so called planet, life sounded easier but still many challenges & hard to survive. he learned to hunt other creatures for more food & he killed wild creatures that wanted to eat him.
the life went on, more humans, more shelters, plenty of food and many new things to find to live better. but human was greedy, he saw other humans had things he didnt have so he had to do something, he started trading.
and life improved but human was still greedy & there were things other human didnt want to trade so he thought of stealing those things, even he killed other humans to have the things he hadnt…………..
and now it’s the 21st century, the planet earth is full of humans, though he looks different and he learned to rule, to enslave & use resources and powers, he’s as greedy as ever and he’s the same creature with the same basic needs and he’s lonely.
so from the time he opens his eyes to this life and smiles to the world he wants to have everything but first he has to learn many things.
his parents love him so he learns to hate.
he starts talking so he learns to lie.
he’s given many things, he learns to take.
other humans share their toys with him, he learns to want everything for himself.
people trade with him, he learns to steal.
people give him peace, he learns to fight.
God heals his diseases, he learns to kill.
he sees everything, he watches carefully, listens, senses, tastes, smells & learns new things. he’s greedy, he wants everything be his, he wants everyone to obey him so he tries his best to gain what he wants and he doesnt think that not everything is worth the trouble.
and he goes on. he goes to school and communicate with other humans, he learns new things but doesnt want others to learn too so he hides his books, he hates his classmates.
he grows up, and he has lots of new things to discover but he has no time to waste, he wants everything quick.
so he asks for the help of his worst enemy & he gives him everything, the same way he gave to his ancestors.
so he kills, he steals, he lies, he rapes, he teases others. he’s the best and he’s lonely.
when the night falls he fears darkness cos it’s like his soul.
he needs someone to talk to but there’s no one left.
he wants to cry but he forgot how to do it.
and he’s lonely though he has many things.

it’s so funny, we play unfair & then shout “why is this wolrd  so unfair to us”.
we hate others and want them to love us.
we lie and expect others to be honest.
we hide under whatever we find cos we’re afraid of our real nature.
we draw borders, we make barriers and we still have no idea why we act like that.
we’re lonely but we dunno how to find friends.
we spend ours thinking and worrying about unimportant things and we grow old. suddenly we realize we have nothing, jus wasted our lives.
it’s foolish how desperate we feel many times. we’re always looking for new masks & call others ugly cos we’re afraid to take a look in the mirror.
we’re lost in sins, we’re going to nowhere & still insist of man made barriers.
what’s the difference between men and women; black and white; american and mexican; young and old ; muslim and jew ; poor and rich ; literate and illiterate ?
who gave us the right to judge people by so many stupid things? why should i be better than you, or that guy better than me?
i have no right to think like that. im no better than a black illiterate poor african woman who’s tryin her best to find something edible for her kids, in fact she’s much better than me, she’s a responsible mother.

we’re living in contrast, it’s driving us crazy but we still play by the same ol rules. we do horrible things in outernet and then try to make a better life in cyberspace.
i have no reason to lie in cyberspace, but everyone knows most of the times we’re not the one we’re claiming to be, we wanna look nice, we wanna look better, we wanna be the one we love to be.

i dont fucking care about those fuckwits who play dirty in the net and surely in real life, they’re doomed to be miserable, may be they dont know, may be they think they’re winnig something, well indeed they are winning a free one way ticket to hell.

but let’s talk about ordinary humans, let’s talk about myself. let’s talk about addictions, internet, alcohol, drugs……… let’s talk about barriers.

i put many barriers in my life to be honest, a young caucasian guy, not too bad for the start, im american, sounds better, i have my own job, family, gonna have my own house in 2 years time, im jus 25 (well gonna be 26 soon, so prepare for my birthday!). i have many things that hundreds of people dream of it, but there are many times i feel miserable, i feel lonely and i hate myself and i hate the barriers that gave me the right to be proud of the things i have.
and im a human living in this big unfair world & yes im cheating, i dont like to play fair cos im afraid of losing.
but let’s be honest to ourselves at least, jus once, jus a second. try to love unintentinally, try to think there’s no difference between man and woman; young and old; black and white, all races are the same, Our creator loves us the same way so why shoul i – a poor helpless creature- think im better. i know it’s hard, it truly is but let’s try to look differently, we’re judged by our deeds not by how we look or what we own.
imagine the world wihout war, people using the same language, politicians dont fuck with our lives the way they like, think of the world that you dont have to worry about not having enough money, think of a better life that we can have if we stop disliking others. then waiting for a savior or whatever other word makes sense.

PS: i swear this wasnt the thing i wanted to write but well i du

i got this in my mailbox but it needed some corrections


1. There are at least two people in this world that you would die for. i would die for them or they would die for me?! well i know those 2, the first is me & the second hhhhmmm gotta think

2. At least 15 people in this world love you in some way. jus 15?! you must be kidding, i have more guys on my list, there’re all cursed to worship me & yes i know im lovable!

3. The only reason anyone would ever hate you is because they want to be just like mean there are people who wanna have a crying baby, a nagging wife & piles of bills to pay, unpossible! (well no one hates me!)

4. A smile from you can bring happiness to anyone, even if they don’t like you. so i have to brush my teeth

5. Every night, SOMEONE thinks about you before they go to sleep. yes that’s my wife, she’s wondering whether i washed the dishes or not!

6. You mean the world to someone. as long as the world’s jus as small as a drop

7. You are special and unique. yes i knew this

8. Someone that you don’t even know exists loves you. lemme think!!!! talking about aliens?! you’re frightening me!

9. When you make the biggest mistake ever, something good comes from it. well yeah, it’s called shiiitttt.

10. When you think the world has turned its back on you, take another look. omg, it was me turning my back to the world!

11. Always remember the compliments you received. Forget about the rude remarks. im rude enough that dont consider anything rude, send me compliments please 🙂

And always remember…. when life hands you lemons, ask for tequila and salt and
call a friend over. nope i dont see any reason to share! smto!

well have nothing to say about this day, jus thanks to those brave soldiers, but it’d be better if there were no war.

aha for those interested in weather check here

not in the mood of typing but……………… 

“Six Foot Cockroach”

A man was sitting at home one evening, when the doorbell rang. When he answered the door, a 6 foot tall cockroach was standing there. The cockroach immediately punched him between the eyes and scampered off.
The next evening, the man was sitting at home when the doorbell rang again. When he answered the door, the cockroach was there again. This time, it punched him, kicked him and karate chopped him before running away.
The third evening, the man was sitting at home when the doorbell rang. When he answered the door, the cockroach was there yet again. It leapt at him and stabbed him several times before running off. The gravely injured man managed to crawl to the telephone and summoned an ambulance.
He was rushed to intensive care, where they saved his life.
The next morning, the doctor was doing his rounds. He asked the man what happened, so the man explained about the 6 foot cockroach’s attacks, culminating in the
near fatal stabbing.
The doctor thought for a moment and said, “Yes, there’s a nasty bug going around.”

“It’s a Flu Season”
How To Avoid It:
Eat right!
make sure you get your daily dose of fruits and veggies.
Take your vitamins and bump up your vitamin C.
Get plenty of exercise because exercise helps build your immune system.
Walk for at least an hour a day, and go for a swim.
Take the stairs instead of the elevator.
Wash your hands often. If you can’t wash them, keep a bottle of antibacterial stuff around.
Get lots of fresh air. Open doors and windows whenever possible.
Try to eliminate as much stress from your life as you can.
Get plenty of rest.
Take your doctor’s approach.
Think about it……
When you go for a shot,
what do they do first?
They clean your arm with alcohol…
Because Alcohol KILLS GERMS.

I walk to the liquor store… (exercise)
I put lime in my Corona …(fruit)
Celery in my Bloody Mary… (veggies)
Drink outdoors on the bar patio…(fresh air)
Tell jokes, laugh….(eliminate stress)
Then pass out… (rest)
The way I see it… If you keep your alcohol levels up, flu germs can’t get you!
My grandmother always said, “A shot in the glass beats one in the arse!”

this is somehow continue of the last post, sent by my wife 🙂


“The Birth Order Of Children”
Your Clothes:

1st baby: You begin wearing maternity clothes as soon as your OB/GYN confirms your pregnancy.
2nd baby: You wear your regular clothes for as long as possible.
3rd baby: Your maternity clothes ARE your regular clothes.
Preparing for the Birth:
1st baby: You practice your breathing religiously.
2nd baby: You don’t bother because you remember that last time, breathing didn’t do a thing.
3rd baby: You ask for an epidural in your eighth month.
The Layette:
1st baby: You pre-wash newborn’s clothes, color-coordinate them, and fold them neatly
in the baby’s little bureau.
2nd baby: You check to make sure that the clothes are clean and discard only the ones
with the darkest stains.
3rd baby: Boys can wear pink, can’t they?
1st baby: At the first sign of distress-a whimper, a frown-you pick up the baby.
2nd baby: You pick the baby up when her wails threaten to wake your firstborn.
3rd baby: You teach your three-year-old how to rewind the mechanical swing.

1st baby: If the pacifier falls on the floor, you put it away until you can go home and wash
and boil it.
2nd baby:! When the pacifier falls on the floor, you squirt it off with some juice from the baby’s bottle.
3rd baby: You wipe it off on your shirt and pop it back in.
1st baby: You change your baby’s diapers every hour, whether they need it or not.
2nd baby: You change their diaper every two to three hours, if needed.
3rd baby: You try to change their diaper before others start to complain about the smell or you see it sagging to their knees.
1st baby: You take your infant to Baby Gymnastics, Baby Swing, and Baby Story Hour.
2nd baby: You take your infant to Baby Gymnastics.
3rd baby: You take your infant to the supermarket and the dry cleaner.
Going Out:
1st baby: The first time you leave your baby with a sitter, you call home five times.
2nd baby: Just before you walk out the door, you remember to leave a number where you
can be reached.
3rd baby: You leave instructions for the sitter to call only if she sees blood.

At Home:
1st baby: You spend a good bit of every day just gazing at the baby.
2nd baby: You spend a bit of everyday watching to be sure your older child isn’t squeezing, poking, or hitting the baby.
3rd baby: You spend a little bit of every day hiding from the children.
1st baby: You take a picture every time the child moves.
2nd baby: You take pictures at birthday parties.
3rd baby: You wait for school pictures or copies of pictures your friends have taken.
Swallowing Coins:
1st child: When first child swallows a coin, you rush the child to the hospital and demand x-rays.
2nd child: When second child swallows a coin, you carefully watch for the coin to pass.
3rd child: When third child swallows a coin you deduct it from his allowance.

i never hated little human beings, so God rewarded me for my deeds with a little baby girl that well, some how i adore (surely not when she wakes me up in the middle of the night or bugging me). Not a lesson learned. so i give it one more try & waitin for another little disaster (stupid me; so inexperienced).

some people thought (in bery old days) that chidren are our future. well some fuckin centuries ago they were, helping with the farms yada yada yada. but not these days, they’re waste of money you could spend with your spouse (recently discovered that it’s wiser to spend it on your own, wish i known this a few months ago, alas!).

so back to the kids, these little demons are jus a curse, the revenge of our own parents for driving them crazy…..

there’s no way back, once you let them in. but whenever your children are out of control, you can take comfort from the thought that even God’s omnipotence did not extend to His own children. After creating heaven and earth, God created Adam and Eve.
And the first thing he said was “DON’T!”
“Don’t what?” Adam replied.
“Don’t eat the forbidden fruit.” God said.
“Forbidden fruit? We have forbidden fruit? Hey Eve…we have forbidden fruit!!!!!”
“No Way!”
“Yes, way!”
“Do NOT eat the fruit!” said God.
“Because I am your Father and I said so!” God replied, wondering why He hadn’t stopped creation after making elephants. A few minutes later, God saw His children having an apple break and He was ticked!
“Didn’t I tell you not to eat the fruit?” God asked.
“Uh huh,” Adam replied.
“Then why did you?” said the Father.
“I don’t know,” said Eve.
“She started it!” Adam said.
“Did not!”
“Did too!”
“Did not!”
Having had it with the two of them, God’s punishment was that Adam and Eve should have children of their own. Thus the pattern was set and it has never changed. BUT THERE IS REASSURANCE IN THE STORY!
If you have persistently and lovingly tried to give children wisdom and they haven’t taken it, don’t be hard on yourself. If God had trouble raising children, what makes you think it would be a piece of cake for you?

1. You spend the first two years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next sixteen telling them to sit down and shut up.
2. Grandchildren are God’s reward for not killing your own children.
3. Mothers of teens now know why some animals eat their young.
4. Children seldom misquote you. In fact, they usually repeat word for word what you shouldn’t have said.
5. The main purpose of holding children’s parties is to remind yourself that there are children more awful than your own.
6. We childproofed our homes, but they are still getting in.
7. Just when you redecorate their room into a nice TV room, they show up with boxes, suitcases and large dogs, to move back home.

Be nice to your kids. They will choose your nursing home one day.



ok guess alexis finished peein in her nappy, gotta change her asap!

note: not all written by me of course.

PS: congrats to Sarah Palin, the first woman to be the next alaska’s  governor, lucky republicans but actually democrats did better generally speaking. let’s wait & see what a hell’s gonna happen to my salary with additional taxes. RIP boy, i have no idea who’s gonna pay so many bills, loans…… does better day exist?

let’s pray to Allah this lady remembers 1/100000000th of what she said or i have to head south, yeah im talkin about mexico!


i caught cold or it caught me. dunno the right one but im sick, hell sick, fever, puke, cough yeah enough to take a day off but cant. fuck this virus with a magnifying glass

have you ever thought about places that never has snow. it’s horrible from my pointa view. almost my whole life i lived in places that had 4 seasons, even here in Ak.  though im near north pole i can still feel the 4 seasons (but summers are really short & winters are hell long).

the other day while chatting with a friend living some where so hot (tropical i mean -0 degree) he asked me about snowman cos i was talking about the cold weather (14F now) & snow.

i dont remember the exact words but he asked me something i never thought of.

first i had to explain what snowman is, for those who dunno better check here, then he asked why we build it.


honestly i didnt know the answer & i didnt think he was serious, but when he compared it with scarecrow, i got the point.


all these years with the first snow(not always with the 1st hihihi) i made my own snowman & i always made it for fun (not yet made any this year, waitin for a big snow to make alexis’ first snowman)

yes snowmen are not made to frighten any bird but i thought of some uses for them.

snowman can be

  1. used as pet dog, it can watch your house while away cos it’s always there & nobody can move it by any means
  2. used as a fridge, make a hole in the stomach & put your favorite food there
  3.  used as gf-bf for desperate people who cant find dates
  4. your futre psychiatrist, you can talk for hours without being charged a red dime
  5. the reason to take a few days off work, if you hug him/her, you’ll catch cold.
  6. and you can kill him to get rid of your anger

you can also teach your snowman to do the followings:

  1. wake you up in the mornings by throwin snowballs at your window
  2. making you breakfast while you’re enjoyin yer additional sleeping time
  3. watch yer baby girl while you’re playin with yer puter (pretendin to be busy to avoid someone’s nags-should i mention who?!)
  4. talk the inuit language (cos you cant do it yourself)
  5. wash the dishes, do the laundry
  6. ironin your clothes
  7. kickin the ass of all the jerkasses around
  8. pee near neighbor’s door(the same thing done by his dog)
  9. frighten kids so they wont knock on yer door & ask you to help them with their homework
  10. go to work instead of you

but be careful when facing she-snowman, he might fall in love & then find some privacy & do the forbidden touch & make lotta baby snowmen. so ask him to use cellphone every hour to make sure he’s gonna be infertile.

more uses will be available after the next snow, now i gotta make myself some coffee cos i dont have a pet snowman yet


BAGHDAD, Iraq – Iraq’s High Tribunal on Sunday found Saddam Hussein guilty of crimes against humanity and sentenced him to hang for the 1982 killing of 148 Shiites in the city of Dujail. The visibly shaken former leader shouted “God is great!”

Saddam’s half brother and former intelligence chief Barzan Ibrahim, and Awad Hamed al-Bandar, head of the former Revolutionary Court, were sentenced to join Saddam on the gallows for the Dujail killings after an unsuccessful assassination attempt during a Saddam visit to the city 35 miles north of Baghdad.

The death sentences automatically go to a nine-judge appeals panel which has unlimited time to review the case. If the verdicts and sentences are upheld, the executions must be carried out within 30 days.

    • i dunno how long is needed to decide such obvious murders, it seems nations were more cold-hearted to decide Hitler was guilty, at least he was genius!


back again after hangin from some cliffs

woaaahhh feels good

& yeah i still remember the 4th of novemeber but guess talked enough.

sorryyyyyyy guess this year i wanna stop feeling blue