Your accountants letter of resignation is postmarked Zurich.
Your secretary tells you the FBI is on line 1, the DA is on line 2, and CBS is on 3.
You see the cruise ship captain running toward the railing wearing a life jacket.
You tell the barber what you think about his prices before you get your haircut.
People send your wife sympathy cards on your anniversary.
A black cat crosses you path and drops dead.
You see your wife and your girlfriend having lunch together.
The pest exterminator crawls under your house and never comes out.
PS something funny happened this morning, i was ready to go to work (for the first time in my life on time!) when the wife shouted:"hell where ya goin? it's sunday!"
hhhmmm apparently im so sick of living here.
Call me Gay! 
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happened to me more than a couple of times, what’s funny is most of the time learned it was a sunday when i’m already there staring at an empty office! talk about gettin’ too excited to work!:D
One of us has to work on Sundays… guess that would be….Me. However I’m off for a week. I have threatened people with their lives if they call my while I’m on vacation.
mayang if i was supposed to find it in the office then what’s the use of a shouting wife!
Sandra, may i have yer number wanna disturb yo on yer vacation!
well good for you, have a shouting wife, i on the other hand don’t even have a barking dog in my flat… pathetic huh so it’s more likely to happen to me quite often not unless i get myself a yakking bastard soon… hehe 😀
hhhmmm better not to hurry, he’d come when the time comes & he wont yak cos he’s asleep on sundays 🙂
well then, i guess i’d better settle for a barkin’ dog for now… 🙂
that do better, set it for monday bark