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think:Consider this!!! What if we woke up Christmas
morning and received everything we truly deserve?


now the joke:Signs You’ve Chosen A ‘No Frills’ Airline”

They don’t sell tickets, they sell chances.

All the insurance machines in the terminal are sold

Before the flight, the passengers get together and
elect a pilot.

You cannot board the plane unless you have the exact

Before you took off, the stewardess tells you to fasten
your Velcro.

The Captain asks all the passengers to chip in a little
for gas.

When they pull the steps away, the plane starts rocking.

The Captain yells at the ground crew to get the cows
off the runway.

You ask the Captain how often his planes crash and he
says, “Just once.”

No movie. Don’t need one. Your life keeps flashing
before your eyes.

You see a man with a gun, but he’s demanding to be let
off the plane.

All the planes have both a bathroom and a chapel.



  1. In Scotland we have little planes like this for getting around the islands. Minus the gun of course…

  2. Got completely confused by your new look site. It makes you seem almost happy.


    I hope this is because you are?

  3. if those planes were used in US of A they surely had the gun.
    and i dunno im feeling happy or not but im feeling a lot better than last week though i have two very sick girls in the house now.
    btw it’s christmas so better try not to feel blue, sometimes i get tired of feeling down in the dumps 🙂

  4. yep kinda, but there’s another thing to notice too, look carefully!

  5. Okay you have to tell me what it is because I’ve been staring at that picture so long it’s making my head hurt.

    Hope your girls are better soon.

  6. Nice computer-yours? The new layout is indeed happy -have a lovely holiday with your friends and family.

  7. @cruststation:yep the puter’s mine but mostly i use laptop 🙂
    and thanks i hope so :0

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