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 a friend said:”yo a clown bud” well yes, beside being a bitch i can be a clown too, but not right now, well at least i can stick something funny here.

“Football Players Exam”

Two football players were taking an important final
exam. If they failed, they would be on academic
probation and not allowed to play in the Sugar Bowl the
following week.

The exam was fill-in-the- blank. The last question read,
“Old MacDonald had a _________.” Bubba was stumped.
He had no idea of the answer. He knew he needed to get
this one right to be sure he passed.

Making sure the professor wasn’t watching, he tapped
Tiny on the shoulder. “Pssst. Tiny. What’s the answer
to the last question?”

Tiny laughed. He looked around to make sure the
professor hadn’t noticed then he turned to Bubba.
“Bubba, you’re so stupid. Everyone knows Old
MacDonald had a farm.”

“Oh yeah,” said Bubba. “I remember now.” He picked up
his No. 2 pencil and started to write the answer in the
blank. He stopped. Reaching to tap Tiny’s shoulder
again, he whispered, “Tiny, how do you spell farm?”

“You are really dumb, Bubba. That’s so easy. Farm is
spelled: E-I-E-I-O.”

^^^^^^^^^^^^

“The Amazing Golf Ball”

A golfer, playing a round by himself, is about to tee
off, and a greasy little salesman runs up to him, and
yells, “Wait! Before you tee off, I have something
really amazing to show you!”

The golfer, annoyed, says, “What is it?”

“It’s a special golf ball,” says the salesman. “You can
never lose it!”

“Whattaya mean,” scoffs the golfer, “you can never lose
it? What if you hit it into the water?”

“No problem,” says the salesman. “It floats, and it
detects where the shore is, and spins towards it.”

“Well, what if you hit it into the woods?”

“Easy,” says the salesman. “It emits a beeping sound,
and you can find it with your eyes closed.”

“Okay,” says the golfer, impressed. “But what if your
round goes late and it gets dark?”

“No problem, sir, this golf ball glows in the dark! I’m
telling you, you can never lose this golf ball!”

The golfer buys it at once. “Just one question,” he
says to the salesman. “Where did you get it?”

“I found it.”

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