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to my loved one ( i know you check here dont deny!)

“Marriage is love. Love is blind. Therefore,
marriage is an institution for the blind.”

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“A Priest And A Bus Driver”

A priest and a bus driver both died and went to
heaven at the same time. They get to the pearly
gates where St. Peter greets them.

He motions to the priest, and they both hop in a
jeep and go out the back door. There are about 50
acres of rolling hills with a little cottage on the knoll.
St. Peter turns to the priest and says, “This will be
yours for eternity. A perfect little cottage, right next
to a wishing well. Anything you wish on that wishing
well will come true guarantied.”

The priest says, “Oh, thank you so much. This I shall
enjoy!”

St. Peter drops off the priest, goes back to the pearly
gates and motions to the bus driver. They hop in a
stretch limo and go out the front door. There are about
500 acres of land, with mountains and lakes and rivers.
There is a huge castle on one of the mountains with
about 200 rooms. St. Peter says, “This will be yours
for eternity. You can live in that castle with servants to
wait on you hand and foot, and you can have everything
you want.”

The bus driver looks and St. Peter and says “Well, now,
don’t think I’m not grateful, but shouldn’t the priest get
all this, not me? Shouldn’t I get the cottage and 50 acres
instead?”

St. Peter just laughs and says, “The reason you get all
this is because when the priest preached, everyone fell
asleep. Now, when you drove your bus, people prayed!”

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2 Comments

  1. Those are cute jokes. 😀 I love the pictures!

  2. hihihih, yep that’s a good place to get rid of someone 🙂


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