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happy thanks giving

it’s a nice word & it’s a cool holiday………

before goin to bed: let’s have a smile!

“Cut Off”

A man walks in the front door of a bar. He is obviously
drunk, and staggers up to the bar, seats himself on a
stool and, with a belch, asks the bartender for a
drink. The bartender politely informs the man that it
appears that he has already had plenty to drink, he
could not be served additional liquor at this bar, and
could a cab be called for him?

The drunk is briefly surprised, then softly scoffs,
grumbles, climbs down off the bar stool and staggers
out the front door. A few minutes later, the same drunk
stumbles in the SIDE door of the bar. He wobbles up to
the bar and hollers for a drink. The bartender comes
over and, still politely – but more firmly, refuses
service to the man due to his inebriation, and again
offers to call a cab. The drunk looks at the bartender
for a moment angrily, curses, and shows himself out the
side door, all the while grumbling and shaking his
head.

A few minutes later, the same drunk bursts in through
the BACK door of the bar. He plops himself up on a bar
stool, gathers his wits and belligerently orders a
drink. The bartender comes over and emphatically
reminds the man that he is clearly drunk, will be
served no drinks, and either a cab or the police will
be called immediately.

The surprised drunk looks at the bartender, and in
hopeless anguish, cries, “MAAAN! How many bars
do you work at?”

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4 Comments

  1. I don’t want to smile! SMTO!

  2. Happy Thanksgiving to you and yours. We’re going to my sisters about an hour away. Taking pecan pies and pumpkin bread. 😀

  3. @ rinnie: that’s your problem
    @ sandra:woaahhh sounds yummy, hope have a great time

  4. hhmmm i dont mind sharing, you need a turkey; that’s it


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