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Class 1: How to Fill Up the Gas Tank in the Car Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.

Class 2: The Shower: Does it Really Take Twenty Minutes to Warm the Water? Round Table Discussion. Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours.

Class 3: Fundamental Differences Between the Significant Other’s Back and a Heating Pad: Pictures and Explanatory Graphics. Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks.

Class 4: Snuggling: It’s NOT All It’s Cracked Up to Be Examples on Video. Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM

Class 5: Learning How to Fix Things: A Hammer Is Your Friend Open Forum. Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours.

Class 6: Health Watch – Talking During Super Bowl/World Series/ Stanley Cup Can Be Harmful to Your Health. Graphics and Audio Tapes. Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.

Class 7: Real Women ask for Sex. Real Life Testimonials. Tuesdays at 6:00 PM, location to be determined.

Class 8: Is it genetically impossible to talk on the phone for less than 1.5 hours? Phone Simulations. 4 weeks, Saturday’s noon, 2 hours.

Class 9: How to be the Ideal Shopping Companion: Making a decision in less than fourteen wardrobe changes. Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.

Class 10: How to Fight Cerebral Atrophy – Remembering Sports Statistics for Longer Than a Nanosecond. Cerebral Shock Therapy Sessions and Full Lobotomies Offered. Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.

Class 11: The Stove/Oven – What it is and How it is Used for Women. Live Demonstration. Tuesdays at 6:00 PM, location to be determined.

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