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first of all gotta say there’s something wrong with wp cos im sure my last post had something as a text and as far as i know though my puter & internetconnection suck, there’s nothing wrong with them.
secondly seems this month is not a good blogging month for me , so many days without posting.
i had a few drafts but they are deleted cos they were anti-social, anti-boss and…..
lastly im sick as hell, this sore throat is killing me, there’s no end to these coughs and sniffs and i have no voice to talk,hhhhhmmmm clearing my throat, gotta thank my granny for getting better and going home, at last she ended my nightmares. well actually i wasnt paying for the hospital and other stuff but i was tired of jumping 10 ft every time phone rang and waiting for death news.
note: you dumbass idiots never call someone early mornings specially at weekends to jus say you are bored and want a little chat with someone, may be the one you called is asleep, sick or dead!
cough cough cough,sniffffffffff, shit it’s so hard to focus on what you wanna write when you are blank as hell, cant sleep , cant breathe and your temperature’s above normal, to be accurate you have fever.

gotta thank my beloved wife for paying so much attention to me, her soups are delicious, im gonna ask for the recipe when i get well. *~*
the little demon’s a bit mad at her dad cos he’s been a very bad boy recently and hasnt played with her, i love her when she looks at you angrily say something in her own language (probably something like dumb@ss or @sshole, not yet figured) and then goes to her mom.
jebus, this shitty flu’s killing me, time for bed
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Engineering Bill”

There was an engineer who had an exceptional gift for fixing all things mechanical. After serving his company loyally for over 30 years, he happily retired.
Several years later the company contacted him regarding a seemingly impossible problem they were having with one of their multi-million dollar machines. They had tried everything and everyone else to get the machine fixed, but to no avail.
In desperation, they called on the retired engineer who had solved so many of their problems in the past. The engineer reluctantly took the challenge. He spent a day studying the huge machine. At the end of the day, he marked a small “x” in chalk on a particular component of the machine and proudly stated, “This is where your problem is.”
The part was replaced and the machine worked perfectly again. The company received a bill for $50,000 from the engineer for his service. They demanded an itemized accounting of his charges.
The engineer responded briefly:
One chalk mark $1
Knowing where to put it $49,999.

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5 Comments

  1. Sorry you’re sick honey. Vicks, always makes me feel better. Rub it on the throat and chest and a heating pad. Memories of childhood that still work.

    The joke is great!

  2. Hope you get well soon, and the miracle soup should work wonders. I need to become an engineer!

  3. shit. i hope your feeling better. it sounded like yer arse was falling off. was that a picture of your wifes soup. man that looked good.
    jboats

  4. sandra, thanks, gonna give it a try.

    cruststation, dont try to be an engineer, i am a foolish one of them and i dont really earn that much 🙂

    john, thanks, yeah that’s the soup, wanna have some?

  5. wow, the soup looks great! just looking at it made me hungry. (which means i’m gonna go look for something to eat as soon as i post this comment. hehe.) and hey, i hope you’re feeling better now. 😀


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