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not in the mood of blogging, jus dunno what to write, so let’s jus fuck with those stupid creatures called “dogs”
hey you coward animal-lovers, im not stupid, im silly! 🙂

Border Collie: Just one. Then I’ll replace any wiring that’s not up to code.
Rotweiler: Make me!
Lab: Oh, me, me! Pleeease let me change the light bulb! Can I? Huh? Huh?
Dachshund: You know I can’t reach that stupid lamp!
Malamute: Let the Border Collie do it. You can feed me while he’s busy.
Jack Russell Terrier: I’ll just pop it in while I’m bouncing off the walls.
Greyhound: It isn’t moving. Who cares?
Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.
Mastiff: Screw it yourself! I’m not afraid of the dark…
Doberman: While it’s out, I’ll just take a nap on the couch.
Boxer: Who needs light? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark.
Pointer: I see it, there it is, there it is, right there!
Chihuahua: Tu quiero Taco Bulb?
Australian Shepherd: First, I’ll put all the light bulbs in a little circle…
Westie: Dogs do not change light bulbs –people change light bulbs. I am not one of THEM so the question is, how long before I can expect my light again?
Poodle: I’ll just blow in the Border Collie’s ear and he’ll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring
the house, my nails will be dry.
Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we’ve got our whole lives
ahead of us, and you’re inside worrying about a stupid burned out bulb?
Old English Sheep dog: Light bulb? That thing I just ate was a light bulb?
Basset Hound: Zzzzzzzzzzzzzz…

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2 Comments

  1. If I were a dog I would be a Malamute……feed me. 😀

  2. You can always pass the time talking to dogs!


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