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2031881990015149867_featuredalbum420.jpg last night i was checking my mails & among ’em was a funny one. i know its another sign of my own stupidity, but i think it’d be ok after a wise post ( actually when i finished typing the last one i realized my ability to write a bit like angry aussie in my own way, luckily that was one of the few sparks of my talents and there wont be many posts about work in this place cos i dont feel as secure as other guys.this is dedicated to all the women who hates me. :mrgreen:

  1. Dogs do not have problems expressing affection in public.
  2. Dogs miss you when you’re gone.
  3. Dogs look at your eyes.
  4. Dogs aren’t threatened by a woman with short hair.
  5. Dogs feel guilt when they’ve done something wrong.
  6. Dogs don’t feel threatened by your intelligence.
  7. Dogs understand what “no” means.
  8. Dogs don’t brag about whom they have slept with.
  9. Dogs do not play games with you — except fetch and they never laugh at how you throw.
  10. Dogs are happy with any video you choose to rent, because they know the most important thing is that you’re together.
  11. Dogs understand if some of their friends cannot come inside.
  12. Dogs think you are a culinary genius.
  13. Dogs are nice to your relatives.
  14. Dogs don’t mind if you do all the driving.
  15. Dogs don’t step on the imaginary brake.
  16. Dogs admit it when they’re lost.
  17. Dogs don’t weigh down your purse with their stuff.
  18. Dogs do not care whether you shave your legs.
  19. Dogs aren’t threatened if you earn more than they do.
  20. Dogs mean it when they kiss you.
  21. You are never suspicious of your dog’s dreams.
  22. You never wonder whether your dog is good enough for you.
  23. You can train a dog.
  24. You can force a dog to take a bath.
  25. Middle-aged dogs don’t feel the need to abandon you for a younger owner.
  26. Gorgeous dogs don’t know they’re gorgeous.
  27. The worst social disease you can get fromdogs is fleas. (OK, the *really* worst disease you can get from them is rabies, but there’s a vaccine for it, and you get to kill the one that gave it to you.)
  28. A Cat always hits the litterbox.
  29. Better chance of training a Cat.
  30. No matter what your Cat drags into your house, you don’t have to pretend you like it.
  31. You never have to spend time with your Cat’s mother.
  32. If you ask enough times, a Cat may actually listen to you.
  33. A Cat purrs when you serve him dinner.
  34. You can de-claw a Cat… try to get aguy to clip his toenails.
  35. It’s okay if a Cat rubs up against your best friend.
  36. You don’t have to worry about your Cat turn into a pig when you host a party.
  37. A Cat knows you’re the key to his happiness… a man thinks he is.
  38. If a Cat jumps into your lap, a little light petting will satisfy him.
  39. more importantly, you know none of the above things is true or at least about me.
  40. it’s time to take your cats and dogs out and shoot them so no one dare to compare them with you, hihihihi

about the pic , it’s all drawn with chalks on a side walk.

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4 Comments

  1. And that is why I am single. 😀

  2. you jus look for reasons to explain why you are single, guess i better start to find some for later use :))

  3. Honey the real reason is that I just have a very low tolerance level for bullshit. AND I’M A BITCH!

  4. if that’s the case i have to ask my wife how she can tolerate me, guess she has some super powers to get rid of my devilish powers,yihihihih


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