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In the hospital the relatives gathered in the
waiting room, where their family member
lay gravely ill. Finally, the Doctor came in
looking tired and somber. “I’m afraid I’m the
bearer of bad news,” he said as he surveyed
the worried faces.

“The only hope left for your loved one at this
time is a brain transplant. It’s an experimental
procedure, semi-risky and you will have to
pay for the brain yourselves.”

The family members sat silent as they
absorbed the news. After a great length
of time, someone asked, “Well, how much
does a brain cost?”

The doctor quickly responded, “$5,000 for
a male brain, and $200 for a female brain.”

The moment turned awkward. Men in the
room tried not to smile, avoiding eye contact
with the women, but some actually smirked.

A man, unable to control his curiosity, blurted
out the question everyone wanted to ask,
“Why is the male brain so much more?”

The doctor smiled at the childish innocence
and so to the entire group said, “It’s just
standard pricing procedure. We have to mark
down the price of the female brains, because
they’ve actually been used.”

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3 Comments

  1. Nice…it takesa strong man to post a joke that rips on men! It was funny though!

    • not hellboy anymore
    • Posted August 9, 2006 at 6:14 pm
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    or may be stupid, thanks for the visit ,justin.
    since moving to wp i almost forgot my blogger friends, besides you didnt post for quite a while so i gave up checking 🙂

  2. Thank goodness that was a cheer for the women 🙂


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