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i got this in my mailbox & couldnt help myself not to post it here. if you feel a bit p.o.ed it’s your problem. dont worry someone gonna kick my ass asa she reads it! yohahahaha

Women over 50 don’t have babies because
they would put them down and forget where
they left them.

One of life’s mysteries is how a 2 pound
box of candy can make a woman gain 5 lbs.

My mind not only wanders, it sometime
leaves completely.

The best way to forget all your troubles is
to wear tight shoes.

The nice part about living in a small town
is that when you don’t know what you’re
doing, someone else does.

The older you get, the tougher it is to lose
weight because by then, your body and
your fat are really good friends.

Just when I was getting used to yesterday,
along came today.

Sometimes I think I understand everything,
then I regain consciousness.

I gave up jogging for my health when my
thighs kept rubbing together and setting
my pantyhose on fire.

Amazing! You hang something in your
closet for awhile and it shrinks two sizes!

Skinny people irritate me! Especially when
they say things like, “You know, sometimes
I just forget to eat.” Now I’ve forgotten my
address, my mother’s maiden name, and
my keys. But I’ve never forgotten to eat.
You have to be a special kind of stupid
to forget to eat.

A friend of mine confused her Valium with
her birth control pills. She had 14 kids,
but she doesn’t give a darn.

The trouble with some women is that
they get all excited about nothing and
then they marry him.

I read this article that said the typical
symptoms of stress are: eating too much,
impulse buying, and driving too fast. Are
they kidding? That is my idea of a perfect

I know what Victoria’s Secret is. The secret
is that nobody older than 30 can fit into
their stuff.123.jpg


One Comment

  1. Ha ha ha man…Wonderful stuff

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