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1393722153047582773_featuredalbum420.jpg1. If you migrate to this country, you must
speak the native language.

2. You have to be a professional or an investor.
No unskilled workers allowed.

3. There will be no special bilingual programs
in the schools, no special ballots for elections,
all government business will be conducted in
our language.

4. Foreigners will NOT have the right to vote
no matter how long they are here.

5. Foreigners will NEVER be able to hold
political office.

6. Foreigners will not be a burden to the
taxpayers. No welfare, no food stamps, no
health care, or other government assistance
programs.

7. Foreigners can invest in this country, but
it must be an amount equal to 40,000 times
the daily minimum wage.

8. If foreigners do come and want to buy land
that will be okay, BUT options will be restricted.
You are not allowed waterfront property. That
is reserved for citizens naturally born into this
country.

9. Foreigners may not protest; no demonstrations,
no waving a foreign flag, no political organizing,
no bad-mouthing our president or his policies;
if you do you will be sent home.

10. If you do come to this country illegally,
you will be hunted down and sent straight
to jail.

Harsh, you think?

The above laws happen to be the immigration
laws of MEXICO!

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6 Comments

  1. And they are having problem with illegals crossing their borders from the south too.

  2. My goodness, at first I thought you’d written them. Don’t ever go to Mexico then 😛

  3. what in the?! and here i thought immigration laws in my country is the worst! LMFAO! 😀

  4. sandra; guess it’s you who tries to cross their borders illegally, com’on confess!
    crust station: wish i could but mexicans dont let me in!
    mayang: americans are the best, you can do what ever you like here, sooner or later we’re gonna taught to speak spanish at schools!

  5. Hahahahahahahahahaha. we just lock everyone up in detention centres, and the ones who can’t speak English work at McDonalds. 🙂

  6. huh mcdonald’s, but i dont like working there, can i have a job in kings burgur(burger, ooooppps my english sucks amigo) ?


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