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word of the day: crap wrap
there are many things me & my wife have the same point of view. we’re quite like each other specially in stupidity cases.
so last afternoon me & meg decided to make a new dessert, something with cream, palm, cherry & this stuff, honestly it tasted great; but never ever dare to give it a try cos we spent all night somewhere between bathroom & bedroom.

the other good thing that gonna happen to us in an hour time is arrival of meg’s uncle with his family including a dog & 2 naughty boys. ( im gonna shoot this dog!)
im jus wondering why some people think alaska’s a cool place for summer holidays, dont we have nice bitches oooppps beaches in california, great weather in texas or splendid museums in DC, hell go to canadah but not alaska.
on a further note if once again i decided to get married (that’d be the extreme of mental disorder) i’d invite every tom,dick & harry to my wedding, nothing private so they have no excuse to assume my place as a hotel.

it’s 13th & in a month time my demon will be a year old, omg!
note: usage of angel & demon
angel: when your baby’s sick, you feel like paying attention to her, she’s quiet……
demon: when she’s not angel, this is used for everyday referring.
today’s chuckle:”Thermos”

A blond woman walks into a store. Curious
about a shiny object, she asks, “What is that?”

The store clerk responds, “It’s a thermos.”

The blond then asks, “What does it do?”

The clerk says “It keeps hot things hot and
cold things cold.” So she buys one.

The next day, she brings it to work with her.
Her boss, also a blond, asks, “What is
that shiny object?”

She replies “It’s a thermos.”
He asks, “What does it do?”

She says, “It keeps hot things hot and
cold things cold.”

He then asks, “What do you have in there?”

“Two cups of coffee and a popsicle.”59738_wallpaper150.jpg

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5 Comments

  1. People go to Alaska instead of Texas because it is hot as a bitch here now! Heat index of 108 today. OMG it was like walking into a fiery wall to step outside of the air conditioner.

  2. hot’s a lot better than cold, alaska’s dangerous, bears, no beer, moose, hhhmmm flying bullets?!?

  3. Love your joke 🙂

  4. yo must be blonde then! 😆

  5. Ha I only find it funny because I am brunette 😀


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