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caution: this post has some religious stuff that you might find offensive, im not anything religous so i dont fucking care about what you might think, please dont comment if you think im on the wrong track!

once upon a hell, god decided to add some more poeple to earth to make it look more crowded, so he ordered his giants & ogres to break some big rocks from enormous mountains in hell. well not too difficult for the giants, but then it was archangels' job to classify the feed & make it into a good soil for later processes.

the soil processing consist of:

1.Sampling :Sampling is the removal from a given lot of material a portion that is representative of the whole yet of convenient size for analysis.

2.Analysis:After one or more samples are taken from an amount of ore passing through a material stream such as a conveyor belt, the samples are reduced to quantities suitable for further analysis.

a)Chemical analysis

b)Mineralogical analysis

c)Size analysis

3. Crushing:In order to produce a crushed material suitable for use as mill feed (100 percent of the pieces must be less than 10 to 14 millimetres, or 0.4 to 0.6 inch, in diameter), crushing is done in stages.

a)jaw crushers

b)cone crushers

c)gyratory crushers

4.Grinding: In this process stage, the crushed material can be further disintegrated in a cylinder mill.

5.Crushing/grinding:Yet another development, combining the processes of crushing and grinding, is the roll crusher.

6. Concentration:Concentration involves the separation of valuable minerals from the other raw materials received from the grinding mill.

a)Optical separation-using color-

b)Gravity separation-using density-

c)Flotation separation-physicochemical properties-

d)Magnetic separation-magnetic properties-

e)Electrostatic separation-electric properties-

7.Dewatering:Concentrates and tailings produced must be dewatered in order to convert the pulps to a transportable state.

8.Filteration:Filtration is the separation of a suspension into a solid filter cake and a liquid filtrate by passing it through a permeable filtering material.

9.Thickening: In the process of thickening, the solids in a suspension settle under the influence of gravity in a tank and form a thick pulp.

10. Drying:The removal of water from solid materials by thermal drying plays a significant role in modern mineral processing.

after all these things, a proper soil was made, then god mixed it with some water (the proportions of water, soil & other additionals were some divine secrets, they didnt lemme know).

then god began playing with his so called mud, made lotta strange shaped creatures aka human, then put a fan or heater (it's a philosophic question but i think it was a fan) to dry all those muddy creatures.

after the drying process he blew a fairy-divine dust on all of his masterpeice & the muddy things turned to moving creatures.

note: this part is after the creation of Adam & Eve & in that time there were lotta people living on planet earth.

then these tiny creatures queued in order to get a pair of parents & step on earth, Raphael was busy with finding 2 idiot living creatures on earth who did some sinful thing & was waiting for a tiny creature as a result of their deed.

Micheal arranged the transportation from heaven to earth, depending on the kinda parents the tiny creature had, he/she could use bus, train, plane or spaceship, all heavenly of course, with the golden ring on top of 'em.

Israfil has the job of announcing the arrival of tiny creature on earth.

meanwhile Gabriel was watching his favorite show"satan's punishment" on his heavenly tv channel.

when he suddenly noticed something weird by the entrance of hell, holy crap, it was one of those tiny creatures who ran away from heaven & was thinking of getting his little ass in a big trouble. unfortunately god looked at the screen & saw that ghostly feature standing with open mouth by the door of hell & a tempting devil on the other side talking to this little thing. god was divinely p.o ed.(pissed off!) & his flames of fire burned some heavenly trees. whoaaaaa!

To be continued…….

question 1

" who was the tiny creature by the door of hell? can you make any guess?"

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3 Comments

  1. It’s You right? by the door of hell???? 😀

  2. very inventive this one! lots of imagination and still you make it funny in your own way! 😉

  3. bingo sandra
    thanks mayang!


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