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A Texan walks into a pub in Ireland and clears his voice to the crowd of drinkers. He says, “I hear you Irish are a bunch of drinkin’ fools. I’ll give $500 American dollars to anybody in here who can drink 10 pints of Guinness back-to-back.” The room is quiet and no one takes of the Texan’s offer. One man even leaves. Thirty minutes later, the same Irishman who left shows back up and taps the Texan on the shoulder. “Is your bet still good?”, asks the Irishman. The Texan says “Yes,” and he asks the bartender to line up 10 pints of Guinness. Immediately, the Irishman tears into all 10 pints of beer, drinking them all back-to-back. The other pub patrons cheer as the Texan sits down in amazement. The Texan gives the Irishman the $500 and asks, “If ya don’t mind me askin’, where did you go for that 30 minutes you were gone?” The Irishman replies, “Oh… I had to go to the pub down the street to see if I could do it first.”

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4 Comments

  1. smart, real smart irish lad! doesn’t get drunk too! ain’t it jolly if all men were that?! 🙂

  2. Texas jokes……….mmmmm what am I gonna do with you??? 😀

  3. sandra,kill, kill, overkill!
    hey mayang, did yo really mean the jolly part?

  4. meant every single letter of it! what joy it would be if there were no annoying drunks in the world. you can just drink with them til the wee hours of the next day and drink some more! fun fun fun! haha 😉


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