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1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time…. I
know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my
crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

2. People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire
room for the T.V. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and
change the channel manually.

3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it
too". Damn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?

4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it
is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do
people do this? Who and where are they? Gonna kick their asses!

5. When people say, while watching a film, "Did you see that?". No,
Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor.

6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?"…. Didn't really give
me a choice there, did ya, Sunshine?

7. When something is "new and improved!"…Which is it? If it's new,
then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement,
then there must have been something before it, so it couldn't be new.

8. When people say "life is short". What the hell?? Life is the
longest damn thing anyone ever experiences!! What can you do that's

9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come
yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, Dumb-ass?



  1. Excellent list hellboy – if I had a dollar for each time someone was this dumb/annoying to me today I could have bought a happy meal.

  2. Indeed it is an excellent list, it’s so funny and true!! One more: When you lose something, people ask…where did you last see it?

  3. Or when you lose something and someone asks…”Where did you lose it?” If I knew that it wouldn’t be lost!

  4. ??? Ditto.

  5. mr angry, stop day dreaming, yo can only get angry, no money for that. but can you buy me a happymeal?!
    c.station: right, but i love asking that question
    sandra,well read the previous line, (ditto!?!?!?!)
    me: a better annoying thing is when you’re late for work, desperately looking for your glasses & ask:” where’s my glasses?” and the answer is” on yer head!” hihihih, go figure it!

  6. Well fuck me in the neck with a memory chip.

  7. no way, that’s expensive

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