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a while ago some magnets were bought & stuck to the fridge to let our literary talents develop.

i have a bit of that talent but most of it's used to write crap, so a few weeks later, all yo could see was extremely romantic sentences including all F words & a list of "to do" things.

the thing that's available every friday night is "take the garbage out"

though look quite simple, it needs lota effort. a little flash back here: i miss the time i lived on my own in the loveliest city in the world & didnt have to take the rubbish out, jus throw it outta the window, i was in heaven!

but here when the cruel work of taking the garbage out is given to you, it means labor, slavery, ignoring all human rights.

"TTGOP" -taking the garbage out process-

1. move your ass away from the sofa & stop watching commercials(that's really important)

2. put on as many clothes as you can (includes going up the stairs, opening the closet & deciding what to wear)

3. get to the kitchen & handed two big bags full of garbage ( i cant believe we make so much garbage, gotta thank the girl for her hard work of shittin')

4. put on yer shoes include bendin' & buckling

5. then you have to take the long walk to the garbage can, omfg, it takes over 15-20 minutes to get there & back cos every 30-40 houses have a garbage can & yo cant throw it anywhere yo like cos of lota wild animals + dogs willing to tear the bag!

6. if the wife's not around i'd jump into the car & it's fucking easy to get rid of the garbage, but my shining star blinks every 1000 years!

………..& the calender shows friday again, seems gotta get ready for my mission, God gimme strength on this dangerous road to paradizzzzze!

apart from the garbage that im gonna take it outta here in an hour time, it's time to talk about 'tallica. i really love this band. all my life (i mean since me & Meg-aka wife- shared a place) i tried to convince her to show a little interest to hard rock & metal jus for my sake. obviously useless!

so i gotta move round the place with my player on & headphones sticking to ears cos she doesnt wanna hear 'em.

what a hard life i have 😦

the good thing is the most understanding creature in our home aka the girl, apart from my fish pet & cacti plants- really enjoys 'tallica. im sure she's gonna be a great guitarist when she's ol enough to hold one.

every friday afternoon, she sits quietly on my leg , stares at the tv & wait for me to push the cd in & let 'em rock the place (surely the mom's not around). my latest project is to sing her "fuel" as her lullaby. i've already tried "enter sandman" & she cried till her mom came & saved her!

gotta try slipknot too, guess she's gonna like it but it'd be next friday when i get home earlier than her mom!

it's weekend & this complicated technology will be shut down for a while. RIP

my home:DSCN4127.jpg  😆

PS you can enjoy the cool map of alaska while im away!

http://www.infoplease.com/images/malaska.gif, shittt where's Bethel?!

 

http://local.live.com/default.aspx?wip=2&v=2&style=r&rtp=~&&cp=60.77323~-161.76892&lvl=11&sp=aN.60.77323_-161.76892_Bethel,%20Alaska,%20United%20States&msnurl=map.aspx?src%3dFP%26lats1%3d60.77323%26lons1%3d-161.76892%26alts1%3d41.56667%26name%3dBethel%2c+Alaska%2c+United+States%26redirect%3dfalse&msnculture=en-US

PPS if you wanna know yer ideal weight. check here. i got 266lb, considering im jus 145, i fainted hihihi

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6 Comments

  1. Jeeeeeeezus, isn’t life hard? Now for sure, I would complain about having to take out trash in the snow. But since I live in Texas and we’ve already had 107 degree temperatures this month….that is not a huge problem. My eldest, the Bastard, loved Metalica when he was at home and I got his ass a headset too. 😀

  2. And btw, I notice you got the whole fam damily on your blogroll. That’s cool. 😀

  3. hhhmmm you’re the mom & im talkin about wife! well , not much different honestly!
    im the obedient guy anyway!(what a lie!)
    & dont complain about the garbage, the idea’s mine & it’s copyright!
    btw yo have a great family, congrats, hope yo dont mind having all of yo on my roll! 😛

  4. Just beware…..you hang out in our blogs you WILL be adopted my our strange fam.! We have lots of fun and you are always welcome there!

  5. I don’t think I could ever live where you live…why? We have wheelie bins on our doorstep emptied by the rubbish truck every week. We should feel privileged of the small things in life.

  6. yeah right, but life here’s nice , it’s not that bad! 😀


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