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this was funny, do engineers mess up every place they go? lemme think. well it’s kinda true about me, all you need is to take a little look at my desk; not much to say.

HOW TO RECRUIT THE RIGHT PERSON FOR THE JOB?

Put about 100 bricks in some particular order in a
closed room with an open window. Then send 2 or 3
candidates in the room and close the door.
Leave them alone and come back after 6 hours and then
analyze the situation.

If they are counting the bricks. Put them in the
accounts department.
If they are recounting them.. Put them in auditing.
If they have messed up the whole place with the
bricks. Put them in engineering.
If they are arranging the bricks in some strange
order. Put them in planning.
If they are throwing the bricks at each other. Put
them in operations
If they are sleeping. Put them in security.
If they have broken the bricks into pieces. Put them
in information technology.
If they are sitting idle. Put them in human resources.
If they say they have tried different combinations,
yet not a brick has been moved. Put them in sales.
If they have already left for the day. Put them in
marketing.
If they are staring out of the window. Put them on
strategic planning
.
And then last but not least. If they are talking to
each other and not a single brick has been moved.
Congratulate them and put them in top management.

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