happy mother’s day

mother’s day wishes

* If evolution really works, how come Mothers only have two hands ?
* Personally, I think today’s kids ought to do something really special for their Mothers on Mother’s Day — like move out!
* Hey guys — looking for a great gift for your Mother-in- Law on Mother’s Day ? Why not send her back her daughter?(i’m gonna do this myself!)
* A single Mom was asked by a friend what her son was taking in college. With a sigh she replied, “Everything I have.”
* Fathers — take heart, your day is coming, and you can be sure of getting at least one thing — the bills from Mother’s Day. (OMFG!)

“A fanatic is one who can’t change his mind and won’t change the subject.”– Winston Churchill

* Most Mothers are always amazed when their sons daughters marry a person with much lower mental capacity, ambition and moral standards, yet still manage to have utterly brilliant children.
* Mothers come in all shapes and sizes. For example, an Italian Mother might chastise her offspring for not eating by saying, “Eat your dinner, or I’ll kill you.” A Jewish Mother on the other hand would say, “Eat your dinner, or I’ll kill myself.”
* A daughter broke-up with her boyfriend. She asked her Mother’s advice about returning the gifts he’d given her. Without a pause, her Mother replied, “Send back the stuffed animals and letters, but
keep the jewelry for sentimental reasons.”

12 Step Program Of Recovery For Web Addicts

1) I will have a cup of coffee in the morning and read my newspaper like I used to, before the Web. 2) I will eat breakfast with a knife and fork and not with one hand typing. 3) I will get dressed before noon. 4) I will make an attempt to clean the house, wash clothes, and plan dinner before even thinking of the Web. 5) I will sit down and write a letter to those unfortunate few friends and family that are Web-deprived. 6) I will call someone on the phone who I cannot contact via the Web.

7) I will read a book…if I still remember how.
I will listen to those around me and their needs and stop telling them to turn the TV down so I can hear the music on the Web.
9) I will not be tempted during TV commercials to check for email.
10) I will try and get out of the house at least once a week, if it is necessary or not.
11) I will remember that my bank is not forgiving if I forget to balance my checkbook because I was too busy on the Web.
12) Last, but not least, I will remember that I must go to bed sometime … and the Web will always be there tomorrow!

slow down

sometimes you have to slow down. nope i’m not talking about pressing break pedals!

or better say i have to slow down a bit cos it’s not too good to decide and act so fast. i think, i decide,  i do and when everything is outta control i ask for other people’s idea!

so Slow down Keith, don’t run downstairs for a glass of water, stop by Alexis door and she whether she’s asleep or not, fine or sick. may be she wants some water too!

ssshhhh i really dunno what i am saying!

start it again

so i’m trying to start everything from here!