Actual Writings From Hospital Charts

while i’m trying to figure what i am and where am i going , you can have a bit of laugh, i go on thinking!
quote:”"Do not check your soul at the door when you cross the threshold of your workplace. Whether you are a custodian or a CEO, practice work as sacred art. Respect comes not from the work you do, but the way you do your work.”
1. The patient refused autopsy.
2. The patient has no previous history of suicides.
3. Patient has left white blood cells at another hospital.
4. Note: Patient here recovering from forehead cut. Patient became very angry when given an enema by mistake.
5. Patient has chest pain if she lies on her left side for over a year.
6. On the second day the knee was better, and on the third day it disappeared.
7. The patient is tearful and crying constantly. She also appears to be depressed.
8. The patient has been depressed since she began seeing me in 1993.
9. Discharge status: Alive but without permission.
10. Healthy appearing decrepit 69-year old male, mentally alert but forgetful.
11. Patient had waffles for breakfast and anorexia for lunch.
12. She is numb from her toes down.
13. While in ER, she was examined, x-rated and sent home.
14. The skin was moist and dry.
15. Occasional, constant infrequent headaches.
16. Patient was alert and unresponsive.
17. Rectal examination revealed a normal size thyroid.
18. She stated that she had been constipated for most of her life, until she got a divorce.
19. I saw your patient today, who is still under our car for physical therapy.
20. The lab test indicated abnormal lover function.
21. Skin: Somewhat pale but present.
22. Patient has two teenage children, but no other abnormalities.

wanna be my boyfriend?

this is jus a quick note.
at last i got the permission from my wife. it’s not that i let her decide for me, i jus don’t want to risk my marriage cos i love my family.
so my caring friend who helped us a lot in our very hard time, had a crush on me. woaahh let’s feel proud of myself, am i that hot? i can’t wait to see mom-in-law’s face when hearing the news, she must be waiting with a rifle next time, but well why should she know?!
i think me and my bf (let’s call him J cos you gotta hear about him more) gotta talk more about likes and dislikes, i have my own limits cos my family comes first and i’m not that gay to file for divorce to get involved in a same-sex-marriage.
i’m sure about one thing, i’m glad he lives in a different city and i think he has to quit his second job as a call-boy if he wants me seriously, but i leave it up to him to decide.
ok let’s get back to work.
J’s gonna be here by Thursday night and he promised to buy Meg a pair of cool earrings on behalf of me.eerr that was supposed to be a surprise, ok babe, you’re surprised, ain’t you?

thing to ponder: i’m either manic or why am i so excited about this guy!

post 17: bisexual

Bisexual orientation includes all the territory between the two extremes of homosexuality and heterosexuality. Bisexual people are not necessarily attracted equally to both genders. Moreover, it is possible for a bisexual person to be attracted to all genders but only one sex, or to all sexes but only one gender (note the definition of gender as social/psychological category, distinct from biological sex). Apart from sexual preference, some bisexual people describe their attraction as being based on personality or other characteristics rather than gender. Another view of bisexuality is that homosexuality and heterosexuality are two monosexual orientations, whereas bisexuality encompasses them both. However, some argue that bisexuality is a distinct sexual orientation on a par with heterosexuality or homosexuality.[1]

Bisexuality is often misunderstood as a form of adultery or polyamory, and a popular misconception is that bisexuals must always be in relationships with men and women simultaneously.^{[citation needed]} Rather, individuals attracted to both males and females, like people of any other orientation, may live a variety of sexual lifestyles. These include: lifelong monogamy, serial monogamy, polyamory, polyfidelity, casual sexual activity with individual partners, casual group sex, and celibacy. For those with more than one sexual partner, these may or may not all be of the same gender.

Some people who might be classified by others as bisexual on the basis of their sexual behavior self-identify as gay, lesbian, or straight — for example, a bisexual woman who considers herself a lesbian may do so on the basis that a lesbian might be defined as any woman who is attracted to women (even one who is also attracted to men), or a woman who is primarily attracted to other women. Likewise some men may identify as heterosexual because the only activities they engage in with other men do not involve anal sex (or more commonly, do not involve being the bottom in anal sex).^{[citation needed]} This kind of ambiguity is problematic because some people maintain that exclusivity is part of the definitions for monosexual orientations, others feel that only one’s current situation is what matters (if one is in a heterosexual marriage, they are straight), and still other groups prefer to say that bisexuality is non-existent and a bisexual person’s heterosexual feelings are merely the result of internalized homophobia.^{[citation needed]} Other bisexuals consider themselves distinct from homosexuals but part of the larger LGBT or gay community. Some people who engage in bisexual behavior may be supportive of lesbian and gay people, but still self-identify as straight, and still others consider any labels irrelevant to their positions and situations