three-some

in the world of sex & related things, some couples are interested in making love with more than their partners, the most common form is 3-some.

some have tried it & enjoyed it , some hated it & some in different & still there are many people dreaming of a chance to give it a try.

me & my wife are no exception, but gotta confess many nights we have to give it a try & is not as voluntary & sesual as you may think.

any way, i think i have to explain the correct definition of three-some used in my family

word definition: three-some:curtains down, alexis sitting or standing in her bed watching her parents making impolite noises under the blanket, got it?!?!? what have you thought ,bitch?!? 

lust for ramblings

the other day i took a look at this blog & honestly i havent seen such a better random rants.
there’s no logics in it. oh how much i love disorder, jus imagine you could stay in bed as much as you like then go to work whenever you have nothing else to do & you could do anything sometimes be a boss sometimes a bus driver, sometimes a pilot sometimes a polarbear, or….. probably an angel. well but i better play my role as hellboy aka son-in-law.
now i can see the point clearly, point of what?!?! the undeniable fact that i miss my in-laws, how dare they left us to enjoy themselves in another village not too far from here. you have no idea how good it is to have your breakfast fixed while you have more time to stay in bed. i love mom-in-law when she treats us like naughty kids that shouldnt get into the kitchen cos there’d be a mess after they leave (& to some extent it’s true )
im quite blank tonight & feel better with a headache cuased by lack of sleep, so i wanna go to bed & make you read a very very very heart-breaking news about wild life here, sleep tight hellboy & dont try to walk around drinking blood, d’ahhhh!

Why are they dying?

More dead sea otters are being found near Homer, and lethal bacteria are linked to deaths

Published: September 27, 2006
Last Modified: September 27, 2006 at 09:33 AM

Thin and listless, the sea otter washed ashore the morning of Sept. 19 by Homer’s Land’s End Resort. Struggling to breathe, it appeared partially paralyzed.

By 9:47 a.m., a phone call came in to Homer resident Cy St-Amand, who with his wife L.A. Holmes volunteers with the U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service to monitor and pick up stranded marine mammals.
As he has done countless times before, St-Amand arrived on the scene, observed the animal’s behavior, scooped the otter up and began the 173-mile drive to the Alaska SeaLife Center in Seward for treatment.
Unfortunately, St-Amand said, the otter displayed the classic symptoms of a deadly bacterial infection linked to a die-off in Kachemak Bay. Fish and Wildlife calls such die-offs “Unusual Mortality Events” or UMEs, and this one has attracted the attention of national sea otter experts.
No one knows exactly how severe the Kachemak Bay die-off is, Doroff said, but the anecdotal evidence is troubling. Over the years, reports of washed-up otters, either dead or nearly dead, have increased along the Homer Spit and surrounding area.
In Southwest Alaska, the population has declined by more than 90 percent in portions of the Aleutian Island chain and along the southern Alaska Peninsula since the late 1980s. Last August, the Southwest population of northern sea otters was listed as threatened under the federal Endangered Species Act.
The problem is just as perplexing. Gill said sea otters may die or wash up on beaches for many reasons, including disease, boat strikes, starvation or other injuries. But in Kachemak Bay, an unusually high number of these dead animals have been diagnosed with the bacterium Streptococcus bovis, which can block arteries in different parts of the body, often near the hip, causing the telltale paralysis St-Amand often sees in otters he retrieves.
The last survey of the Kachemak Bay sea otters, in 2002, estimated the population at nearly 1,000 animals. No one knows how the current die-off has affected the population.
Doroff said federal experts help by providing information that can link necropsy results with studies on the wild population. Also, the experts will help conduct new population surveys to monitor the population trend over time. That information will give Fish and Wildlife a better idea of the extent of the problem, Doroff said.
“We don’t know if they are dying from the bacteria or if the bacteria is secondary to another problem,” Gill said.
According to Gill’s research, sea otters whose deaths have been linked to Streptococcus have been found from Umnak Island in the eastern Aleutians to Homer’s Kachemak Bay.
Whether this is a product of more human eyes spotting the otters or a problem specific to the bay is unknown, Doroff said. Still, the high mortality and the conditions under which the animals are dying prompt concern, she said.
“It’s … never a good sign to see prime-aged animals dying,” Doroff said. “Your typical mortality pattern includes very young or very old animals. But what we’re seeing is a lot of prime-aged animal not making it.”
In Gill’s study of 147 animals:
• 72 percent of the affected animals were male;
• 44 percent were considered of prime age, between 4 and 10 years old.
“Having a large proportion of animals die of a single infectious disease … suggests … the introduction of a ‘new’ disease into a previously naive population,” she wrote in her study. The study continues, Doroff said, and now numbers about 190 animals.

ON THE SCENE
Sept. 19’s stranding call left St-Amand sitting at the end of the Homer Spit, trying to decide if he should wait out one tide cycle to observe the otter, as is protocol in the Fish and Wildlife’s stranding network, or take the animal in immediately.
His experience prevailed. The animal was too skinny, too debilitated to help itself, he said. Fish and Wildlife officials asked him to pick it up immediately and deliver it to veterinarians at the Alaska SeaLife Center, who work with Fish and Wildlife and stranding volunteers to care for injured and sick marine mammals.
“I’m transferring (the otter) from a pickup that we use to pick the otters off the beach with to a Dodge Caravan that has air conditioning,” he explained as he drove toward Seward. “We want them to be in a quiet environment without any jarring, and we provide them with ice and water so they can rehydrate themselves. Otters are very finicky on their heat transport, especially when they’re sick.”
Tim Lebling, rehabilitation technician at the SeaLife Center, said 12 animals have been brought to the center so far this year, although they expect more as winter arrives and otters congregate in the bay.
Last year, they received 16. In 2004, there were six; in 2002, four.
The figures represent animals found alive, he pointed out. Animals found dead often are stored in freezers until necropsies can be performed, or are sent to Fish and Wildlife offices in Anchorage.
None of the animals with the bacterial infection survived, he said, including St-Amand’s rescue on Sept. 19.
FASCINATING FURBALLS
It’s easy to look at an otter and go, “awwww” as if cooing over a baby. They’re cute. They’re comical. They have large brown eyes that always seem to be looking straight at you. They seem to be eating all the time. They are the only marine mammal without a layer of blubber to protect them, depending instead on their thick fur coats and overactive metabolisms to stay warm.
But — and on this point Gill, St-Amand and Doroff agree — they are also a critical piece to the health of the marine ecosystem.
“Sea otters are a keystone species on the near shore, which means they radically change the invertebrate fauna,” Doroff said. “This in turn makes a much more rich and diverse near-shore system that is much more sustainable over the long haul.”
The most disturbing thing St-Amand hears in Homer is that sea otters are pests who eat the shellfish humans eat too — including dungeness crabs, clams and mussels. But those critics are missing the larger picture, he said.
“Sea otters eat sea urchins, and sea urchins eat kelp,” he said. “Without sea otters, sea urchin numbers increase and they graze off kelp, and without kelp your biodiversity plummets. An otter, contrary to what people believe, allows the kelp to grow.”
And when the kelp grows, Doroff said, the ecosystem is healthy, supporting fish eggs, herring and countless invertebrates that are food to seabird, shorebirds, fish and marine mammals.
“One of the things that is very alarming about the Aleutians and Southern Alaska is that we’ve lost our kelp beds in the areas of sea otter decline,” Doroff said. “The otter populations are still present in low densities but not high enough to keep these large kelp beds present and healthy. The whole carbon cycle has been changed dramatically by the absence of those beds.”

a simple prayer

03:008 “Our Lord!Let not our hearts deviate now after Thou hast guided us, but grant us mercy from Thine own Presence; for Thou art the Grantor of bounties without measure.”

LMFAO

 

so i was trying to make my mind & write a post about my many new experiences & new friends, but……

i have a new feeling. the stomachache left me for several minutes & then came back with a surprise. now i have a killing pain in my chest. never mind, whenever it gets to my mind, i know im dead.

quote:” fasting’s a great experience, random pains’re greater.”

to do list: do the shopping, do the cleaning, kick boss’ ass for giving me so much work & not enough money…..

latest discovery: at alst i know where all those stomachache comes from, i should have taken pregnancy test earlier, but no need anymore, im gonna give birth to something any day, i jus hope it wont be ET,the Extra-Terrestrial

happy ramadan

 

some prayers for this month

May you get a clean bill of health from your dentist, your
cardiologist, your gastroenterologist, your urologist, your
proctologist, your podiatrist, your psychiatrist, your plumber
and the IRS. May your hair, your teeth, your face-lift, your
abs and your stocks not fall.

May your blood pressure, your triglycerides, your
cholesterol, your white blood count and your mortgage
interest not rise.

May you find a way to travel from anywhere to anywhere
in the rush hour in less than an hour, and when you
get there may you find a parking space.

May you go to the bank on Monday morning, and find your account is in order, your money is stil
there and any mistakes are in your favor.

In the future year of presidential campaigning, may some
of the promises made be kept and may you believe at least
half of what the candidates propose, and may those elected
fulfill at least half of what they promise.

May you relish, with a sense of humor, the possibility that a
professional wrestler could become president of the United
States, just as a professional actor once did.

May what you see in the mirror delight you, and what others
see in you delight them.

May someone love you enough to forgive your faults, be blind
to your blemishes, and tell the world about your virtues.

May the telemarketers wait to make their sales calls until you
finish dinner, and may your checkbook and your budget
balance, and may they include generous amounts for charity.

May you remember to say “I love you” at least once a day to
your spouse, your child and your parent; but not to your
secretary, your nurse, personal trainer or intern.

And finally, may you fill your world with love even more
than you have in the past.

Amen.

***********

update:

may you read your post completely before copy-paste & pressing send button

Metal deformation studies lead to new understanding of materials at extreme conditions

Plastic deformation of metals results from the motion of a high density of dislocation lines. A strong shock produces an unusual number of dislocations within a metal’s crystalline lattice, which changes the metal’s mechanical properties such as strength, ductility and resistance to fracture and cracking.

In a paper published in the Sept. 17 edition of the journal Nature Materials, Livermore researchers, in conjunction with scientists from the University of Oxford, have compared and validated strong shock molecular dynamics simulations to dynamic experimental data in metals.

“We calculated the time needed for the metal to generate defects and relax in a strong shock wave,” said Eduardo Bringa, LLNL’s lead author of the paper. “We came to understand this time interval in terms of the time needed for line defects (dislocations) to move far enough to relax the strain. It was known that the more dislocations that are produced and the more they move, the more the strain is relaxed.”

However, the researchers had a surprise: If the dislocations form too rapidly, they become entangled before they can move far enough to relax the strain. In a ramped pressure wave (rather than an abrupt shock), fewer dislocations form, but they are more effective at relieving the strain because they are freer to move.

“Comprehending this kinetic time scale has unified our understanding of how the tremendous transient stresses in shock waves are compatible with our tried and true understanding of material strength in everyday conditions,” said Robert Rudd, an LLNL co-author of the paper.

“This provides a powerful tool to explore new regimes in the emerging field of materials science at extreme conditions, such as those expected in experiments planned for NIF,” said Bruce Remington, who leads a group developing such experiments for the National Ignition Facility.

A team including several LLNL researchers previously used time-resolved X-ray diffraction to measure the microscopic lattice response and relaxation behind the shock front in a single crystal piece of copper. The shocked copper relaxed in less than one nanosecond and the current simulations reproduce this timescale. Such large-scale simulations were possible, for the first time, due to the extensive computational power of LLNL supercomputers.

random ramblings of a mad man

to answer the question:”do you ever wonder if your readers understand your entries?“

honestly no, i hardly know what i write, actually 90% of times i have no idea what im doing in my life ,not to mention, writing is part of my life.

there are a few things i know.

1. this blog’s a whole crap-based web page

2. writing about personal life is one of the most stupid (difficult) things, nobody cares about what the hell im doing, how my demon grow up, how i deal with my in-laws or what a hell i do at work. people want to read things they dont know anything about or a few, something new, yeah they can read newspapers & im not so fond of alaska that dedicate all my entries writing about life here. wanna know how’s alaska like? ok move here & experience it yourself. may be you can sign a contract with mosquitoes here so they only bite you at work or jus bother you when you’re watching tv. i couldnt find their queen to find a solution to their endless bites & im quite used to the itchy spots on my body.

3.though it may sound interesting for me, i doubt many people enjoy instant changes in mood. there’s a simple word for it ,”bipolar.”

4. to the few readers, thanks so much for tolerating me, im gonna try my best to focus on a few subjects & only post in those categories.

quote:”life is a marathon for testing your toleration, the more you tolerate people the closer they get to you, so moms have the highest toleration for their kids.”

PS: thanks to http://cruststation.wordpress.com/ for reminding things the basic roles for blogging

25 inch penis

sometimes checking the statics part,the words that led to my blog confuse me.

i dont deny sometimes i write about personal parts of my life, but for heavens sake i cant remember a time i wrote about genitals.

im so happy i disappointed those retards looking for … inch cocks, hey i dont call a ‘25″ cock’ a penis,believe it or not it’s a trunk, it’s horrible, you gotta be more than 7 feets long to have such a thing.

btw jus a suggestion for you pervert guys that have no idea how to waste their times or cant find a proper partner, you really need a doctor to help you or you’d better fcuk yourself.

time to go, wanna measure my own dick, i feel it’s grown an inch longer (ever heard of pinochio & his eeerr seems it was his nose)

thing to ponder:” can a wooden boy like pinochio have a cock (cocks?) ?!!! if so, how long was it.

ooopppssss i was a bad boy again, i should be punished.

next post: hhhmmm gotta think about my bad behavior & apologize to my ….. for having such a rude obscene language in public, i promise to behave better, please dont punish me……

teary eyes, bleeding nose, long ears….shiitttt something’s wrong in my gut again *~*

Secrets That Shouldn’t Be

 

A sealed envelope – Put in the freezer for a few hours, then slide a knife under the flap. The envelope can then be resealed. (hmmmm…)

Use empty toilet paper roll to store appliance cords. It keeps them neat and you can write
on the roll what appliance it belongs to.

For icy door steps in freezing temperatures: get warm water and put dawn dish washing liquid in it. Pour it all over the steps. They won’t refreeze.

To remove old wax from a glass candle holder, put it in the freezer for a few hours. Then take the candle holder out and turn it upside down. The wax will fall out.

Crayon marks on walls? This worked wonderfully!A damp rag, dipped in baking soda. Comes off with little effort (elbow grease that is!).

Permanent marker on appliances/counter tops (like store receipt BLUE!) rubbing alcohol on
paper towel.

Whenever I purchase a box of S.O.S Pads, I immediately take a pair of scissors and cut each pad into halves. After years of having to throw away rusted and unused and smelly pads, I finally decided that this would be much more economical. Now a box of S.O.S pads last me indefinitely! In fact, I have noticed that the scissors get ’sharpened” this way!

Blood stains on clothes? Not to worry! Just pour a little hydrogen peroxide on a cloth and proceed to wipe off every drop of blood. Works every time! (Now, where to put the body?)

Use vertical strokes when washing windows outside and horizontal for inside windows.
This way you can tell which side has the streaks. Straight vinegar will get outside windows really clean. Don’t wash windows on a sunny day. They will dry too quickly and will probably streak.

Spray a bit of perfume on the light bulb in any room to create a lovely light scent in each room when the light is turned on.

Place fabric softener sheets in dresser drawers and your clothes will smell freshly washed for weeks to come. You can also do this with towels and linen.

Candles will last a lot longer if placed in the freezer for at least 3 hours prior to burning.

To clean artificial flowers, pour some salt into a paper bag and add the flowers. Shake
vigorously as the salt will absorb all the dust and dirt and leave your artificial flowers looking like new! Works like a charm!

To easily remove burnt on food from your skillet, simply add a drop or two of dish soap and enough water to cover bottom of pan, and bring to a boil on stove top.

Spray your TUPPERWARE with non-stick cooking spray before pouring In tomato based
sauces and there won’t be any stains.

Wrap celery in aluminum foil when putting in the refrigerator and it will keep for weeks.

When boiling corn on the cob, add a pinch of sugar to help bring out the corn’s natural
sweetness.

Don’t throw out all that leftover wine: Freeze into ice cubes for future use in casseroles and sauces (…….Left over wine? What’s that?

To get rid of itch from mosquito bites, try applying soap on the area and you will experience instant relief.

Ants, ants, ants everywhere … Well, they are said to never cross a chalk line. So, get your
chalk out and draw a line on the floor or wherever ants tend to march. See for yourself.

Use air-freshener to clean mirrors. It does a good job and better still, leaves a lovely smell to the shine.

When you get a splinter, reach for the scotch tape before resorting to tweezers or a needle. Simply put the scotch tape over the splinter, and then pull it off. Scotch tape removes most splinters painlessly and easily.

Now look what you can do with Alka Seltzer…..Clean a toilet. Drop in two Alka Seltzer tablets, wait twenty minutes, brush and flush. The citric acid and effervescent action clean vitreous China.

Clean a vase. To remove a stain from the bottom of a glass vase or cruet, fill with water and drop in two Alka Seltzer tablets.

Polish jewelry. Drop two Alka Seltzer tablets into a glass of water and immerse the jewelry for two minutes.

Clean a thermos bottle. Fill the bottle with water, drop in four Alka Seltzer tablets, and let soak for an hour(or longer, if necessary).

Unclog a drain. Clear the sink drain by dropping three Alka Seltzer tablets down the drain followed by a cup of Heinz White Vinegar. Wait a few minutes, and then run the hot water. Makes you wonder about ingesting Alka Seltzer, doesn’t it?

How many of these did YOU know about?

The story of Eskimo ice cream”akutaq”

 

personally the first time i tasted akutaq, i killed myself not to puke infronna my inuit friend cos it was so nice of her to make that for me, i didnt eat till next morning, the second time i tried it (the one in the last post pic) it tasted more like berries, not too bad but the oil gonna make your stomach sick , so im not gonna try any ice-cream without milk, but it’s not too bad to know about the orgin.

The word “akutaq” (phonetic:agoodik) means “the blended one, the mixture.” Akutaq is also known as “Eskimo ice cream.” This is a classic Native delicacy, popular throughout Alaska. The recipe differs greatly depending on the part of the region in which it is made.

The ingredients before Western contact often included:

n One or more kinds of berries:salmonberries (akpiq), blackberries(aqlluk), or blueberries.

n Animal oil (seal, walrus, or whale).

n Dried fat (reindeer, caribou, or moose).

n Fish (trout, salmon, etc.).

n Fish liver.

n Dried salmon eggs.

n Greens.

There was no sugar. In Solomon, some people made it with squirrel liver fat, seal oil and blueberries. Oil is made from the blubber (fat) next to the skin of a seal, walrus, or whale. The blubber is flushed off the skin, cut into strips and stored in seal pokes, wooden barrels, or other large containers. It is left to render and eventually turns into oil. The preparation of the reindeer, caribou, or moose fat is to hang dry and freeze.When ready to use the fat, it is grated into small pieces; animal oil is added slowly while beating with the hand. After some seal oil has been used, a little water is added while whipping. More oil and water are added until the mixture turns white and fluffy. At this point, berries and any of the above ingredients are added.

Women traditionally made Eskimo ice cream after the first catch of a polar bear or seal. The woman (grandmother or mother of the hunter) would prepare the akutaq and share it with community members during a special occasion such as a potluck. Ingredients today consist of some of the above, Crisco, sugar, dried fruit (such as apricots or peaches), frozen raspberries or raisins.

How akutaq is made has changed throughout Alaska. However, people have lived in this harsh environment for thousands of years, and akutaq has remained a much desired, tasty dessert.

what you need now:

1 lb. dried (grated or shredded) reindeer fat

1 c. seal oil

1 pint salmonberries

3 c. blackberries

1 c. sugar

What to do:

n Add water to reindeer fat and seal oil till frothy.

n Add berries and sugar.

n Enjoy!

Recipe from Geri Hoogendorn, tribal family coordinator

second wish &the origin of the names of the 50 states

dear feary godmother

i know you were busy talking on the phone & didnt listen to me, so im not asking you anything again, jus a bag full of ice-cream.

you know the ice-cream made here taste yukky , i jus want chocolate ice-cream.i’ll email you later to make sure at least i can have some ice-cream.

tomorrow’s premier league: chelsea vs liverpool- arsenal vs man utd, wish i could watch one of those matches but we’re going fishing.

i got this in my mailbox, i think it’s pretty old but not too bad to make this post look long, have a nice weekend

What is the origin of the name for each of the 50 states?

- Alabama, Means “tribal town” in the Creek Indian language.

- Alaska, after the Aleut word “alaxsxaq” meaning “the mainland.”

- Arizona, based on Pima Indian word “arizonac” for “little spring place.”

- Arkansas, a French interpretation of the word “acansa,” in Sioux meaning “downstream place.”

- California, comes from “Califia” a mythical paradise in old Spanish romance word.

- Colorado, means “Reddish” or “Color Red.”

- Connecticut, Based on Mohican and Algonquin Indian words for a “place beside a long river.”

- Delaware, for the early Virginia governor, Lord De La Warr.

- Florida was a Spanish territory, and the name is in Spanish too. Florida means “Flowered.”

- Georgia, Named for King George II of England

- Hawaii, which of course is in native Hawaian could be based on their word for homeland, “Owhyhee.”

- Idaho, is just an invented word.

- Illinois, word in Algonquin Indian for “warriors.”

- Indiana, from “Land of the Indians.”

- Iowa, Indian word for “a beautiful land.”

- Kansas, from the Sioux Indian for “south wind people.”

- Kentucky, based on the Iroquois Indian word “Ken- tah- ten,” meaning “land of tomorrow.”

- Lousiana, Named in honor of France’s King Louis XIV, this territory had French influence.

- Maine, assumed to be a reference to the state region being a mainland, different from its many surrounding islands.

- Maryland, named to honor Henrietta Maria, wife of England’s King Charles I.

- Massachusets, Named after local Indian tribe whose name means “a large hill place.”

- Michigan, for the Chippewa Indian word “meicigama” meaning “great water” (for the big lakes).

- Minnesota, based on the Dakota Sioux Indian word for “sky-tinted water,” referring to the Minnesota River or the state’s many lakes.

- Mississippi, probably based on the Indian “mici zibi,” loosely meaning great river.

- Missouri, named after the Missouri Indian tribe.

- Montana, based on the Spanish word “Montaña” that means Mountain.

- Nebraska, Name based on an Oto Indian word that means “flat water,” referring to the Platte River.

- Nevada, comes from a Spanish word that means “snowy” or “snow-clad.”

- New Hampshire, named after the area of Hampshire in England.

- New Jersey, named after the area of Jersey in England.

- New Mexico, from the country of Mexico.

- New York, named after the city of York in England.

- North Carolina, named in honor of England’s King Charles I.

- North Dakota, for the Sioux or Dacotah Indians.

- Ohio, comes from the Iroquois Indian word for “good river.”

- Oklahoma, a Choctaw Indian word for “red man.”

- Oregon, may have been derived from that of the Wisconsin River shown on a 1715 French map as “Ouaricon-sint. “

- Pennsylvania, for the Admiral William Penn, father of the state’s founder, William Penn.

- Rhode Island, after “Roode Eylandt” by Adriaen Block, Dutch explorer, because of its red clay.

- South Carolina (see North Carolina).

- South Dakota (see North Dakota).

- Tenessee, named after Cherokee Indian villages called “Tanasi”

- Texas, comes from the Spanish “Tejas” when it belonged to Mexico (they exchanged the J for X as an English contribution) .

- Utah, from the Ute Indians (people of the mountains).

- Vermont, from the French “verts monts,” meaning green mountains.

- Virginia, named for England’s “Virgin Queen,” Elizabeth I.

- West Virginia (see Virginia).

- Washington, after the first President of the US.

- Wisconsin, from the word “Ouisconsin” believed to mean “grassy place” in the Cheppewa tongue.

- Wyoming, Indian word meaning “large prairie place.”

LOSER

some people are born losers, some are born to make others lose what they have.
the only great thing in this world of violance is ….. hmmmm gotta think about it but surely it’s not a ranting wife.

new decision: im not gonna (read cant) buy any creature with 4 wheels till the end of october, im not gonna eat some one else’s ice-cream (though it’s been in the freezer for over 2 weeks), im gonna use the “IS” part of alex’s name cos she’s a she (decided by mom in law)
conclusion: soooooo im gonna take Alexis for a walk aka running & falling & moving all the mud from the ground to her clothes ( i really have no idea how she can get so dirty, the only possible way’s putting the mud directly on her clean clothes) & then making mom nuts & being punished by taking a bath with dad, not too bad for a weekend to start.

A Sagittarian’s wish

dear fairy godmother , i saw a meteor passed the roof (luckily hit the neighbor’s roof, the one with a disgusting bulldog who always shit near my auto-thanks for listening to my prayers) last night so i think you have to listen to me again.

i hate old autos, i hate them when they dont wanna move a wheel for the sake of heavens, i hate them when they decide not to run when you really in need of them. what’s the use of owning an auto that wife hates more than you cos she can only drive with automatic ones & you have to knock on neighbor’s door to give you a hand for starting that asshole almost everyday.

so at last i made my mind & got rid of my ol shitty chevy, God knows chevys are my fave after porsche, beemer & viper & again he’s aware of my empty accounts & the fact i can never own such cool autos.

ok now i have a few K bucks + a check (from my beloved brother) infronna me & jus finished assessing all those nice offers. honestly i dont need a calculator to calculate how much i have cos it’s jus few, so with all these bumpy roads the only thing i can find is a ford f350 lariat ‘04 with 10cylinders,6 seats & surely automatic, i know i dont have enough dough so it’s your job to gimme some.
should i tell you the exact amount or you’re clever enough to gimme a bit more than i need?!
you know when i sit all alone at my desk & pretend im a responsible husband, lots of illegal thoughts come to my mind so you better act fast.
sincerely yours
forgotton hellboy from alaska

************

the next part’s about horoscopes

generally speaking,horoscopes suck, i dunno why but they’re never true, well may be it’s because they are BS.this is what i got a few days ago & well it’s sorta true:

SAGITTARIUS nails the art of being unavailable. This sign understands the yearning for what’s just out of reach because he or she is born with this yearning. What Sagittarius does so well is maintain the appearance of being unreachable even when he or she wants to be gotten and can be easily won. Why rob your fellow human of the thrill of chasing? Anything worth having seems even more valuable if great effort has been taken to overcome obstacles and distance along the way. On the surface, it may seem easy to be unavailable — don’t pick up the phone, say “no” and do not engage the person trying to reach you. However, there’s a difference between being unavailable and being never available. Sagittarius knows that making a strong enough impression to withstand the tension of his or her disappearing act is key. So Sagittarius is sure to infiltrate the thoughts and imagination of his or her subject before taking off. When Sagittarius is finally caught, he or she is sure to make the pay-off worthwhile.

i think im so unavailable that even fairy godmother cant find me, poor me.

nobody loves me, they’re out without me, having fun

ok, whatever shit may come, im gonna ask my in-laws for help!

stop picking your nose

i’ve always loved babies, i didnt care babysitting neighbors’ kids cos at least i didnt get bored for a while & besides the money wasnt so bad. but i never thought of having one of those little creatures of my own, the older i grew, the more i doubted it.
i still remember my fear to face alex for the first time;” what if she hates me”, was the thing i always asked.
seems i was wrong, again judging without enough evidence. though she’s so small (jus 13 months ol), she loves her parents a lot (so much that she never hugs other people & cries around strangers), she’s so genius & extremely naughty & i swear she knows lots of tricks to get what she wants, well i know were those genes came from hihihi
unlike moms, dads (or may be me) dont take things serious, so when she wanna play, i let her do it.
a few times me & meg bathed alex together & it was horrible, at that time i understood why she stares like that at me whenever she senses i wanna take a bath, it’s more fun with dad, it’s singing & playing & swimming in the tub(& no washing hihihi), but mom, uurrggghhhh she wanna clean all those germs & dirts, sometimes it’s painful & mom doesnt have anytime for playing.
unfortunately alex’s not always lucky and most of the times it’s mom who washes her cos as usual dad’s late for work & no time for bathing the little wateraholic demon.
another thing alex loves a lot is sticking her tongue out at strangers, the thing mom hates a lot & dad doesnt. when mom’s not around, me & alex spend a good time sticking our tongues out at each other, she looks so cute, may be that’s why you can see those words even in my mails (smto=sticking my tongue out).
but there’s one thing that’s always no-no , picking nose, it’s one of the few things i think’s both dirty & impolite, i think alex’s been punished enough (no snacks-no going out- no playing with toys) for it that she doesnt do it anymore.
so a little girl can stop picking her nose, but i dunno why some guys cant do the same, hey you’re a grown-up man, so you better not to pick your nose in public, i really dont like watching you playing with that sticky disgusting substance aka snot.
back to alex; there’s only one thing about alex that i havent figured out yet & that’s sucking her fingers , specially her thumbs. i tasted her little fingers a few times & honestly it tasted like eeerrrr her saliva *~*. the results of this experiment’s :
1. alex doesnt like to suck other people’s fingers anymore, jus her owns (but when she was teething, she liked anything, great improvement)
2. she stops sucking her thumbs for a while whenever daddy bites them.
conclusion: i think i gotta write a manual so i can deal with the next baby easier!
PS: i knew i wanted to write about my in-laws but they’re too good that i couldnt find the proper words so i gave up the whole idea. honestly i have no idea how they can tolerate a son-in-law like me cos sometimes im sick of myself,(sun-of-a-beach!). the only guess i can make is im a lot better than i & you can imagine, hihihihi
PPS:if you think there’s something wrong with my mind, wellll you’re right, im so in love with my family

classes women need to attend

Class 1: How to Fill Up the Gas Tank in the Car Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.

Class 2: The Shower: Does it Really Take Twenty Minutes to Warm the Water? Round Table Discussion. Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours.

Class 3: Fundamental Differences Between the Significant Other’s Back and a Heating Pad: Pictures and Explanatory Graphics. Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks.

Class 4: Snuggling: It’s NOT All It’s Cracked Up to Be Examples on Video. Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM

Class 5: Learning How to Fix Things: A Hammer Is Your Friend Open Forum. Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours.

Class 6: Health Watch – Talking During Super Bowl/World Series/ Stanley Cup Can Be Harmful to Your Health. Graphics and Audio Tapes. Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.

Class 7: Real Women ask for Sex. Real Life Testimonials. Tuesdays at 6:00 PM, location to be determined.

Class 8: Is it genetically impossible to talk on the phone for less than 1.5 hours? Phone Simulations. 4 weeks, Saturday’s noon, 2 hours.

Class 9: How to be the Ideal Shopping Companion: Making a decision in less than fourteen wardrobe changes. Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.

Class 10: How to Fight Cerebral Atrophy – Remembering Sports Statistics for Longer Than a Nanosecond. Cerebral Shock Therapy Sessions and Full Lobotomies Offered. Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.

Class 11: The Stove/Oven – What it is and How it is Used for Women. Live Demonstration. Tuesdays at 6:00 PM, location to be determined.

sometimes i wonder

sometimes i wonder about not knowing what to wonder about.

now im thinking about the many times i judge people wrong. thanks heaven those guys didnt judge me wrong at least or the world would orbit round moon!

im trying to write a post about the miracle of having understanding in-laws, hope they stay with us till spring, they’re great help. i try my best to make them stay, even by chaining them yohahaaha 

classes i need to go

“Classes For Men”

Classes for men at the learning center for adults – registration must be completed by Oct 5th. Note: due to the complexity and difficulty level of their contents, class size will be limited to 8 participants maximum.

Class 1: How to Fill Up the Ice Cube Trays. Step by Step, with Slide Presentation. Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.

Class 2: The Toilet Paper Roll. Does it Change Itself? Round Table Discussion. Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours.

Class 3: Fundamental Differences Between the Laundry Hamper and the Floor. Pictures
and Explanatory Graphics. Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks.

Class 4: After Dinner Dishes. Can They Levitate and Fly Into the Kitchen Sink? Examples on Video. Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM

Class 5: Learning How to Find Things – Starting with looking in the right places instead of turning the house upside down while screaming. Open Forum. Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours.

Class 6: Health Watch – Bringing her flowers is not harmful to your health. Graphics and Audio Tapes. Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.

Class 7: Real Men ask for Directions When Lost. Real Life Testimonials. Tuesdays at 6:00 PM, location to be determined.

Class 8: Is it genetically impossible to sit quietly while she parallel parks? Driving Simulations. 4 weeks, Saturday’s noon, 2 hours.

Class 9: How to be the Ideal Shopping Companion.
Relaxation Exercises, Meditation and Breathing
Techniques.
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2
hours beginning at 7:00 PM.

Class 10: How to Fight Cerebral Atrophy -
Remembering Birthdays, Anniversaries and
Other Important Dates and Calling When
You’re Going to be Late.
Cerebral Shock Therapy Sessions and Full
Lobotomies Offered.
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at
7:00 PM for 2 hours.

Class 11: The Stove/Oven – What it is and
How it is Used. Live Demonstration. Tuesdays
at 6:00 PM, location to be determined.

Upon completion of any of the above courses,
diplomas will be issued to the survivors.

moved

so at last i moved my drawings to wordpress, may be i write more now.

gotta find a good tempate for it

NUTS

at the moment i feel like answering some of those crazy shitty boring questionaires, stolen from happychick hihihih
LAYER ONE: ON THE OUTSIDE
Name: Keith + Nathanial (the spelling’s correct, get outta my sight now!)
Current Location: on bed, in my bedroom, in my house, in a small city, alaska, US of A, planet earth, solar system, the milky way
Eye Color: light brown & you can see a jerkass there whenever you look in them (yeah that’s yourself)
Hair Color: brown, but depends on the weather the hotter the brighter
Righty or Lefty: Lefty, what’s wrong with that? you gotta get used to me not moi
Zodiac Sign: Sagittarius, cant you see the archer standing infronna you?
LAYER TWO: ON THE INSIDE
Your heritage: English and English…(but i dunno how i turned out to be a sheep, i do hate my curly hair!)
Your fears: height,darkness, furry animals, boring guys
Your weakness: cant keep my mouth shut, gotta be frank 24 hours
Your perfect pizza: pizza?!?! not vegtable for sure, whatever with lots of hot dog
LAYER THREE: YESTERDAY, TODAY, TOMORROW:
Your thoughts first waking up: “dammed, im late again”
Your best physical feature: punches?!? aha being funny when in the mood but that’s not physical yihihihi
Your bedtime: after midnight
Your most missed memory: my childhood may be, but i dont live in past.

LAYER FOUR: YOUR PICK:
Pepsi or Coke: none, i drink water
McDonald’s or Burger King: Mc D
Single or group dates: group, single’s boring
Adidas or Nike: Nike but i wear none of them
Lipton Tea or Nestea: tea?!?! aaarrrrggghhhhh
Chocolate or vanilla: chocolate, i prefer not to eat than taste vanilla,
Cappuccino or coffee: coffee, black , no sugar, but if you pour milk & add sugar that doesnt mean i wont drink it.

LAYER FIVE: DO YOU?
Smoke: ohhhh snifff, no, not anymoreeeeee, sorry gotta blow my nose
Take a shower: mornings & nights, but when winter comes i think once every 10 days
Have a crush: no i dont use bus, hihihihi
Think you’ve been in love: unfortunately yes, what a big mistake
Want to get married: unfortunately done look at above for more details
Believe in yourself: have to cos nobody else can do it.
Think you’re a health freak: ask my doc, i always wonder where all those pains come from?
LAYER SIX: IN THE PAST MONTH:
Drank alcohol: guess a few sips but i try my best not to do.
Gone to the mall: mall?!?me?!??! omg, yes, it’s better to do the shopping yourself than letting HER do it. btw we dont have such things here, lucky me!
Been on stage: what stage do you mean?!?
Eaten Sushi:PUKE, i hate anything asian
Been dumped: it depends on the angle you look at it
Gone skating: not in the last month, not fun on the bumpy roads here but maybe give it a try on ice later.
Dyed your hair: i did it a while ago but i looked the same shit, i gave up the whole idea.
LAYER SEVEN: HAVE YOU EVER:
Played a stripping game: why not?! eerrr actually i dont play cards anymore, but thanks for the idea, i was blank for this weekend
Gotten beaten up: well an eye for an eye & a tooth for a tooth
Changed who you were to fit in: i cant do that, how can you make a moron look better?
LAYER EIGHT: GETTING OLD:
Age your hoping to be married: 30 something but already done, shiiitttt!
LAYER NINE: IN A GIRL/GUY:
Best eye color: yellowish green, like cats eyes, i like meg’s eyes & i really dunno what color they are cos really depends on her mood & time
Best hair color: light light brown but not blonde
Short or long hair: long, if she prefer short then she gotta tolerate me with long hair hihihi
LAYER TEN: WHAT WERE YOU DOING:
1 MINUTE AGO: answering to this crap, looking for the baby & listening to “long hard road outta hell”
1 HOUR AGO: sleeping
1 DAY AGO: eerrr asleep at this time
1 YEAR AGO: hmmm i dont remember but i think i was fucking round streets of boston.
LAYER 11: FINISH THE SENTENCE:
I FEEL: tired, bored & like a jerkass, this questions were worst than i could imagine, i wanna go to bed again.
I DONT LIKE: going to work in the mornings
I AVOID: other boring morons
I MISS: being single, hot weather & beaches
I NEED: a cold shower to wake up, a breakfast & someone to go to work instead of me
hooorrraaaayyyy it’s finished, so creepy, so shitty, wish i hadnt started it.

from my mailbox

Welcome to the 2006 Edition of Getting to Know Your Friends. What you are
supposed to do is copy (not FORWARD) this entire e-mail and paste it onto a
new e-mail that you’ll send. Change all the answers so they apply to you,
then send this to a whole bunch of people including the person who send it
to you. The theory is that you will learn a lot of little things about your
friends, if you did not know them already.
1. WHAT TIME DID YOU GET UP THIS MORNING?
06.12

2. DIAMONDS OR PEARLS?
Diamond

3. WHAT WAS THE LAST FILM YOU SAW AT THE CINEMA?
mission impossible 3, yeah it sucked

4. WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE TV SHOW?
sesame street , hey i dont watch tv anymore

5. WHAT DID YOU HAVE FOR BREAKFAST?
boiled egg, jam, butter, cheese, coffee & yes milk

6. FAVOURITE CUISINE?
italian, mexican  &does fast food count?!

7. FOODS YOU DISLIKE?
anything with vegtables & fish & never dare to put any part of a pig in my dish

8. WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE CRISP FLAVOUR?
sour, hot

9. WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE CD AT THE MOMENT?
Hollywood in the shadow, marilyn manson

10. WHAT CAR DO YOU DRIVE?
a shitty creepy chevy

11. FAVOURITE SANDWICH? Subway (well that’s the best we have here)

12. WHAT CHARACTERISTIC DO YOU DESPISE?
gossip, liar

13. FAVOURITE ITEM OF CLOTHING?
T-shirt and jeans, do i have any other choice?

14. IF YOU COULD GO ANYWHERE IN THE WORLD ON VACATION, WHERE WOULD YOU GO?
egypt, india, china, columbia ( for the sake of drugs hihihi)

15. FAVOURITE BRAND OF CLOTHING?
bossini, GAP

16. TO WHERE WOULD YOU RETIRE?
somewhere hot, anywhere south, a beach, probably

17. WHAT WAS YOUR MOST MEMORABLE BIRTHDAY?
hhhmmm not yet come

18. FURTHEST PLACE YOU ARE SENDING THIS?
im not sending this to anywhere, i wanna post it on my blog, but probably austrailia

19. WHO DO YOU LEAST EXPECT TO SEND THIS BACK TO YOU?
if sent to anyone, surely my older bro

20. PERSON YOU EXPECT TO SEND IT BACK FIRST?
hhhmmm my sis

21. GOAL(S) YOU HAVE FOR YOURSELF:
invent something (devilish prefered), provide a comfy life for myself & may be my family hihihi

22. WHEN IS YOUR BIRTHDAY?
7th december, yeah SEVEN!

23. WHEN IS YOUR ANNIVERSARY?
5th April but you can send me gifts anytime, i promise to open it when arrived

24. MORNING OR NIGHT PEOPLE.
Night people, cant you see how much i look like vampires

25. WHAT IS YOUR SHOE SIZE?
round 8, europe 44-45

27. ANY NEW AND EXCITING NEWS YOU’D LIKE TO SHARE WITH US?
nope, im not a newspaper & aint i giving tones of news in every post?

28. WHAT DID YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU WERE LITTLE?
as said before, “chain killer”, but i swear i havent kill anyone “YET”.

29. HOW ARE YOU TODAY?
energetic & ready to blow something up

30. WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE SWEET/CHOCOLATE?
hershey’s whatever, M&M, eeerrr guess i said that before

31. WHAT ARE YOUR FAVOURITE FLOWERS?
nothing, they make me sneeze but a cactus flower’s cool

2. WHAT IS A DATE ON THE CALENDAR YOU ARE LOOKING FORWARD TO?
hhhmmm what’s the next holiday? i want halloween

33. WHERE IS THE FURTHEST YOU HAVE EVER BEEN FROM HOME?
middle east

34. SMALL THINGS YOU REALLY ENJOY?
chasing cats & dogs, peeping at things i shouldnt & playing with my little evil

35. MIDDLE NAME?
disaster (read asshole)

I is a College Student”

A young man hired by a supermarket
reported for his first day of work.

The manager greeted him with a warm
handshake and a smile, gave him a
broom and said, “Your first job will be
to sweep out the store.”

“But I’m a college graduate,” the young
man replied indignantly.

“Oh, I’m sorry. I didn’t know that,” said
the manager. “Here, give me the broom
– I’ll show you how.”

fag, fog,fig, fug

1. taking a look at your calender & you’ll realize in 4 days time we’re gonna have another 9/11, 5 fucking years & i have heard enough about it, so probably no post on that day or it wont be anything about the one mentioned above. media always fuck up everything that makes me try not to write about the stuff they’re shitting with their nonsense though i like to.
let’s make it explicit, i have no idea why they think showing a video of my dear friend mr Bin Laden talking to that asshole Binalshibh can be beneficial to me. i dunno what they gain by bitching about such a good fella like Bin Laden whom i doubt he’s still alive, God bless his soul anyway. so if “Iraq’s al Qaeda orders Muslims to kill Americans” is true, then all i can think is “fight fire with fire”. i wanna join al Qaeda, where should i sign?!?
conclusion:you fags better try to put on a better make up cos im dammed tired of your freaking news.

2. now it’s time to take a look at your dictionary, as it must say sometimes a thick cloud of very small water drops can make difficulties for you to see your surroundings, when this fluffy bouncy piece of water shits touch everything , you better take your glasses off & use your hands, sometimes it’s painful, sometimes you take wrong directions & sometimes you discover you’ve been orbiting round your home & really late for work. on a more stupid situation, you walk on a very steep road with 60% slope & suddenly you realize a change in your path, you have stepped on an invisible road that means you gotta have wings to continue your way, but dont worry as soon as you hit the ground you’d grow fabulous wings.
conclusion: i hate foggy days, specially when you gotta tolerate fog till noon for 2 months, i moving to wherever i may roam

3. let’s talk about something else, no i dont wanna talk about fruits, the only thing i have in my mind is the similarities between fig wasps & mosquitos living here, personally i dont have any problem with flying creatures but when they wanna dig a hole in my body,i feel quite uncomfortable, worst than that i dont think trying to talk to me by going to my ears or help me breathe by entering my nostril while im asleep is a good idea.
conclusion: you mothafcuke mosquito get outta my way or next night im gonna catch you, sing you a lullaby & as soon as you fall asleep im gonna shake you so hard that you pike your guts, hhhmmm i couldnt think of anything about fig

4. with the help of a british friend i found another word to rant about. i really wanted to talk about the many disadvantages of fug & it’s effect on brain but i have no time. so i only talk about the not very new problem with the little demon. i’ve thought of a new name for her “Alexis Chan”. though she hasnt lived on this planet more than 12 months, 3 weeks & 4 days, she’s a pro in kung fu. im so proud of her but she’s making everything look a bit complicated. i love her so much for starting most of the punch-ups in her day care, i know she can protect herself against all those demons but that means we gotta find another place or person to look after her while we’re away pretending to work.
i really have no idea why she likes fighting with other babies, she looks so well-behaved while me or meg is around but as soon as we disappear from her sight, all the horrible devilish thoughts attacks her mind & she changes to an uncontrolable kid.
conclusion: i’d better offer my in-laws a babysitting career,hhhmmmm if only i had a pot of gold or finding a lost hidden treasure box wont be too bad, sighhhhhhhhhh. i have no idea how to deal with this little beast & i dunno how my parents dealt with me so like a very responsible dad, i let wife handle this prob!

5. i wont post till i find another pile of rhyming words.
word to ponder: i wish i could figure out why someone looked for “men who own cats” & ended up in my blog, oh God please forgive my wrong deeds, im sorry for running over neighbor’s cat & felt such a joy,when i was young.”

Forgotton sibling

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To the sister i’ve never met
how long i know you? not really long.
how much i know you? as much as you told me
how much i love you?as much as im allowed to love a sibling
may be sometimes we dont understand each other, may be sometimes we hate each other for stupid deeds of the other, may be some times we cant trust each other much, may be sometimes we look so unreal, so virtual so outta reach, may be sometimes we’re not around when needed, may be sometimes we cant be a shouldr to cry on, may be sometimes we cant find the right word to sooth the other’s pain, may be sometimes we sound selfish & ignorant but we’re siblings, we’re friends, we’re virtual but whatever whoever we are, we’re humans, we breathe, we work, we sleep, we love, we hate & we share, we cant touch each other but we can teach & learn, we can help each other through sad times & express our happiness during other’s good times.

there are times i hate you for having so many things to do, for not being in the mood to write to me or only share your good memories when it’s outta date, for writing in a language i dont understand. i hate the times i go to your blog & i have no idea what’s written there, i feel you’re so mean. but im never tired of your questions cos you’re as nosey as i am, you’re the one i can bitch about my wife & boss, i hate you when you tell me it was my fault when something goes wrong & you’re right but it’s ok, you never get tired of my long mails, my crazy thoughts , my complaints.
you’re great & im so thankful for having you in my mailbox, but please dont call me ” beloved garbage” i feel i have to take shower,jus kidding, smto

this part’s written by my e-sister
“I was in a place, not waiting or hoping anyone to come. Then suddenly, a box fell from up above with nice paper and it was so colorful. I was afraid to open it, coz that box is not mine though I was so curious, God said it’s for me; I can open it anytime I want. Then in the beginning of this year, I decided to open that box.
I opened it carefully; I didn’t want to damage the box and the paper. I like the paper. Then when I open it I found a miracle, I found you.”

conclusion: aint e-pals great? somehow they are, but there’s nothing better than naughty baby, loving wife, warm home, hot coffee & a comfy bed, omg thanks for getting home in one piece, you cant imagine how much i love being home again, how much im afraid of flights & how much my trip to dc sucked, im not gonna go to anywhere with only 50 bucks in my pocket eventhough i have the tickets back home. aha i love living in small cities like bethel, i was quite lost in subway, i had to take bus, taxi or get on train for wharever i wanted to go & i knew none of the people i met, what a pity! i better go fishing oooppps i mean work.

labor day & DC

shitttt

i hate typing something then it disappears, omg im not gonna retype anything

happy labor day

im enjoying myself in DC, single, wild ,free & yes im NOT missing my family

labor day & DC