1st of april

i know im really important,do you know why? cos i have a day named after me. i have a day of my own, im so important & famous that some countries celebrate it.

im so happy of being me. congratulations, tomorrow's my day!

yeah check yer calenders. tomorrow's 1st of April. that's my day. but i dunno why they call it april fool's day

PS i posted one day earlier to prove it's my day

PPS here's the history of such an important day:

April fool's day also called All Fools' Day in most countries the first day of April. It received its name from the custom of playing practical jokes on this day—for example, telling friends that their shoelaces are untied or sending them on so-called fools' errands. Although the day has been observed for centuries, there are differentexplanations for its origin. It resembles festivals such as the Hilaria of ancient Rome, held on March 25, and the Holi celebration in India, which ends on March 31. The modern custom may have originated in France when theGregorian calendar, which moved New Year's Day from March 25 to January 1, was adopted in1582. Those who continued to celebrate the endof New Year Week on April 1 were referred to as fools. The timing of the day also may be related to the vernal equinox (March 21), a timewhen people are said to be fooled by sudden changes in the weather.

 

There are variations between countries in the celebration of April Fools' Day, but all have in common an excuse to make someone play the fool. In France, for example, the fooled person is called poisson d'avril (“April fish”), perhaps in reference to a young fish and hence to one that is easily caught; it is common for French children to pin a paper fish to the backs of unsuspecting friends. In Scotland the day is Gowkie Day, for the gowk, or cuckoo, a symbol of the fool and the cuckold, which suggests that it may have been associated at one time with sexual license; on the following day signs reading “kick me” are pinned to friends' backs. In many countries newspapers and the other media participate—for example, with false headlines or news stories.

PPS2 it's time to celebrate it, let's have some soup!

“zag zag mind” disease

 

recently i discovered something really important. i dunno why they didnt say it in the news, but i dont really care.

im sick, it's a new disease that's very deadly. the name is "zag zag mind".

lemme tell you the symptoms: first you feel you're a bit dizzy, sometimes little headaches, then sniff & cough. after that you feel better but it's a sign that you're getting worst. you wanna stay in bed & dont go to work. you ask others to do your homework but they dont. you want new pair of sneakers; you hate rain & snow more than anythingelse in the world. you wanna rest & watch tv. you think tmnt isthe best tv production & 4kids is the best channel in the world. you think soccer is the best sport & you feel happy when you hear arsenal won juventus 2-0 though you dont support any of 'em. you wanna break tv when there's a nba game.

you think everything looks lovely after several days; everyone loves you. but the truth is the life sucks.

you dream of the day you have finished yer papers, your nightmare's when a prof ask you for more work & your last wish is to get a degree in materials.

in the end you feel there's something heavy in yer brain; this heavy thing turns to a heavy liquid like mercury or molten steel & then it changes to gas & vaporize. what yo ugot then?! empty brain. it's a good vacuum media for scientific experimients. this far you have a zag zag brain, but i dunno the rest cos i havent experienced it yet; gonna inform you asap!

 

why there’s nothing interesting here?!

lost in the middle of responsibilities & books; i had no time for a fucking cold. but it jus came; without knocking. it's over 10 days now & i still cough in the mornings. jus used to it.

but the main reason there was no update was i had nothing worthy to write. none of my crap were ever worthy to read but this time i didnt have anything interesting.

the life's passing so fast, that i dont have any time to take a look at mirror to see i getting ol!

every morning i say today's my day but it's not. im not in the mood of making that day mine so i let it pass. so foolish

thought i could get up early today but it was half past 6 when i opened my eyelid to view another day.

im thinking of making this day mine; though it's a bit late. i took a look at piles of books waiting for me & tones of homework; geez , im not in the mood of reading or doing 'em.

today's my bro's birthday & i didnt bother myself to get him something. so colse we are!

life's so funny we spend many times with strangers we dunno much & we think it's a waste of time to spend a few minutes with those we know a life time.

i wish i could give a shock to my rusty brain & made everything look better. i dont say i dont like my surrounding; it's so great but sometimes it bore me.

^%$^&#$&# i dunno why i feel so sleepy; seems drinking coffee wasthe worst thing to do; jus give me headaches. better get some rest & stop pressing buttons in random order to make 'em look wise!

im trying to find my old version; i dont like the new me though others think i look wiser & quieter. gotta dig through my rusty brain & get that inner shit out. i wanna rock the world again with my foolish ideas. why should i look wise?!

PS this cake's a symbolic sign for sb's birthday who was unavailable, say cheese, im taking yer photo!

Diner Dash

i was so busy this week , really busy, os i spent a few hours playing this silly game "diner dash"

i got to the final level but not finished it yet!

gonna finish this soon; but serving people in heaven's really ridiculous!

i dont wanna do this job, even if i die of hunger, i jus like to go to restaurants & order & complain….

i hate this kinda jobs, i like working with metals!

gotta get back to whatever i was doing aka playing

will be back soon!

why nothing here?!

 

hey it's a pity there's nothing here, i was sickly busy or busily sick, no time for updates, & nothing really interesting. the sky's blue as usual, the ground's white, there's someone complaining, the dog's barking…..

i'll be back soon with more news!

yippeeee

 

im sick again, my fish deid, there’s snow, i have a new toy….

whatelse?!

life’s so beautiful when you cant breathe! yes it is! dont deny it.

welcome

when the weather’s so generous that gives yo snow, what can i say?!

this is what i got here!

land of ice & snow

aint it beautiful? yeah it is, but it’s kinda terrifying, im not used to so much snow; it’s cold here, fuckin’ cold. but great scenery

the flight was quite ok but soooooooooo long. im gonna call this place my new home.

i discovered one thing,i m a real net addict. the first thing i did was to find a net connection for myself. i havent upacked yet, may be do it tomorrow

plantasia

just playing planetsia
somebody help me with this level!

you’re cursed

 

you were cursed the minute you were born,

you were cursed the minute you told yer first lie

you were cursed the minute you hid yer toys from a friend

you were cursed the minute you envied at school stuff that you didnt have

you were cursed the minute you thought you’re the best

you were cursed the minute you cheated on yer friends

you were cursed the minute you sold your childhood to have earthly things

you were cursed the minute you betrayed yerself by forgetting yer creator

you were cursed the minute you smiled to a stranger to earn more money

you were cursed the minute you forgot yer loved ones & destroyed ‘em under boots of ignorance

you were cursed the minute…..

lemme tell you one thing, you’re cursed cos you feel miserable though yo have million things to cheer for, so

YOU ARE CURSED

hero

i’ve never been a hero.

i cant be a hero.

i dont wanna be a hero.

but i dunno why this life gives me role of a super hero every now & then.

whata foolish knuckle-head!

 

 

I’M sick, I’M sick AGAIN!!!!

i wanted to cheer Chelsea draw ( Tottenham vs. Chelsea); but they score another goal in 92th minute. shhhhhhhhiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttt; what a day!

lost in hell

 

i have a terrible feeling, a terrifying one, heaven, why im so weak, with a little blow i lost hold on my rope & fell. fell down, down down to the darkness i hate so much, to the place i dont wanna see again. Lord please help me, take my hand, hold it tight, i fell again & it’s jus too dark, really dark.it’s so cold. PLEASE HELP ME.

i dunno if i wanna see day light again, am i waitin for the day. i pray this night never ends, let it be the end.

dead

 

im so sad, one of my fish ’s dead.

guess it got fish flu! im gonna cry for 3 days.

aha why i cant stop the bad habit of buzzing?!it’s really bad, got it?!?!

you’re bothering everyone! hope i could stop my fingers from pressing ctrl+G !

fish bowl

 

fish bowl what’s fish bowl?!?

guess it’s something like bowl of soup.

it’s where we can put fried fish on it with potatoes, onions, carrots,parrots….!?!

i have no idea what fish bowl is, but i got a glassy sphere (aka glassphere like atmosphere) and put my fish there. it’s jus too big for ‘em or maybe they are too small. either way i have t opour over 3 liters of water to fill it some how, not completely but jus half of; it’s not really important, seems they like it, that’s it & that’s enough.

does anyone know why i press wrong letter everytime & then gotta use back space to correct it?!

no idea?! good then!

won

 

wow it’s great, im really happy about ac milan & arsenal & barcelona victory. more than that it’s really cool that i dont have to hear about chelsea in champion’s again!

yihihhii

hhhmmmm i like soccer, do you have problem with this sport?!

if so you better hang yerslef!

i wanted to write about Oscar but it’s not really worth it X_X

why few bloggers write about poor, disabled guys?

hhhmmm i really dunno the answer, this is what i read in a friend’s blog & promising her i would write a post about ‘em.
but the truth is when you feel lonely & miserable yerself & yer writing about your misery & daily life, you’re talking about poor people somehow.
but as long as i promised i wanna write about life of the handicapped in US (sometimes i wish i was disabled for a few & many advantages, im gonna say)
as everyone know these people are highly respected. alomost every cross section has special lights with familiar pulses so even blinds can cross streets& find the desired direction.
all the places that normal people can go is equipped for disabled too. most buses & public transport have automatic ramps. ( i have only seen once, seems it’s not really useful; jus waste of dough.lol.)
buildings have ramps too; there are special elevators for the disabled everywhere even in places that have few stairs & using lift is uneconomic. (e.g. 84th ave. )

most restrooms (over 90%) in public places have special designs for the disapbled
places like gym have special lockers & showers for the handicapped. but the most important thing isthe special parking places.
this is one of the most important thing to consider when we have lack of parking space. well there are many illegal parking places but parking in those places is equal to being towed & paying at least 1000$ plus 20 $ for each day that’s kept.
so you better not to think about those free illegal spaces even a milisecond.
-i wanna be handicapped!!!!!-

aha if you like to park in such places you gotta have a handicapped licence plate!

in ceremonies that a deaf guy comes there should be special translators to translate each and every part of it even the songs….
aha i forgot the captions!
guess im done!
mission complete. hihihihi

gotta study

gotta study gotta study gotta study (X n) n=infinity

i need time; i dunno why im so shorta time!

any idea?!

ok jus a word definition

metallograph any equipment used for metallography; the very first thing you gotta use when you wanna study metals.

metallography: study of the structure of metals and alloys, particularly using microscopic (optical and electron) and X-ray diffraction techniques.

 

Metal surfaces and fractures examined with the unaided eye or with a magnifying glass or metallurgical or binocular microscope at magnifications less than 10 diameters can reveal valuable information as to the crystalline, chemical, and mechanical heterogeneity.

byebye

byebye everything, im checking something for a while.

closed

this place is closed for a while for some reasons i dunno.

maybe i post tomorrow, maybe next week, maybe never.

till then have a nice time

besides i aint gonna buzz or PM or IM or e-mail or mail (snail mail) anymore.

no more happy anything (includes e-cards, cards, gifts….)

i pray to lord never comes the day light.

my pets & kids

wanna see ‘em, lemme try to put ‘em here

sorry didnt load

no more

 

i dunno who i am, but feeling blue is boring; let’s rock the world, fuck life.

for the start no more metal or hard rock, let’s go dance. (well i dunno how to dance, you do i watch )

PS this is the pic i forgot to put in my previous post; do you know this nice guy?! well if not you can check official site of chelsea.

wanna find job?

this was funny, do engineers mess up every place they go? lemme think. well it’s kinda true about me, all you need is to take a little look at my desk; not much to say.

HOW TO RECRUIT THE RIGHT PERSON FOR THE JOB?

Put about 100 bricks in some particular order in a
closed room with an open window. Then send 2 or 3
candidates in the room and close the door.
Leave them alone and come back after 6 hours and then
analyze the situation.

If they are counting the bricks. Put them in the
accounts department.
If they are recounting them.. Put them in auditing.
If they have messed up the whole place with the
bricks. Put them in engineering.
If they are arranging the bricks in some strange
order. Put them in planning.
If they are throwing the bricks at each other. Put
them in operations
If they are sleeping. Put them in security.
If they have broken the bricks into pieces. Put them
in information technology.
If they are sitting idle. Put them in human resources.
If they say they have tried different combinations,
yet not a brick has been moved. Put them in sales.
If they have already left for the day. Put them in
marketing.
If they are staring out of the window. Put them on
strategic planning
.
And then last but not least. If they are talking to
each other and not a single brick has been moved.
Congratulate them and put them in top management.

neggro

if you wanna be a negga, it’s jus easy; all you need is: a very loose trousers ,specially jeans, (multiply yer size by to subtract one); then two t-shirts (with the same size formula) that the sleeves of underneath t-shirt must be longer. remember that yer t-shirt should be near yer knee, if it’s not get another. then add different necklaces of any kind & size. a pair of sneakers (the dirtier the better)+ cap put on upside down. if it’s winter some other equipments are added. dont forget the headphones in yer ears!

eerrrr

im feeling lonely, im feeling blue, but wait a minute….

no im feeling white, yellow,red, cos i have a few things to cheer me up, im a happy rich guy, i have lota money. how?!

no i didnt win in lottery; im jus comparing meself to other things & other guys.

im jus a few steps away from the guy in the picture; lovely aint it?!

im not ok, i have a terrible sore-throat; i feel a bit hot, guess i have fever. somebody get me some fruit juice.

eat eat eat

hhhmmm eat?!

when you dont have money dont eat!